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Which is hoax: UFO or Darwinism?

 
 
bewildered
 
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Reply Thu 10 Feb, 2011 12:41 am
@farmerman,
I will tell you when you can possibly believe what I will say about this kind of things.
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rosborne979
 
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Reply Thu 10 Feb, 2011 05:03 pm
@farmerman,
farmerman wrote:

Bewildered is an accomplished time traveller. Never mind all that, I am frightened of a coordinated attack by millions of vicious snarling tree octupi.

You'll never see the Tree Octopi coming, they are masters of camouflage.
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rosborne979
 
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Reply Thu 10 Feb, 2011 05:07 pm
@bewildered,
bewildered wrote:

Don't you know that many people all over the world throughout history can channel dead persons?
I don't channel dead people, because that's harmful to human mind. But angels certainly can. There are more than one way to know the invisible world.
Is that where the angels come from, the invisible world? Are they invisible too?
Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 10 Feb, 2011 05:09 pm
Well, at least the boy's screen name is appropriate . . . just ask the next space alien or angel you see . . .
rosborne979
 
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Reply Thu 10 Feb, 2011 05:17 pm
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:
Well, at least the boy's screen name is appropriate . . . just ask the next space alien or angel you see . . .

I hope he tells us more. This stuff is great. Smile
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bewildered
 
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Reply Thu 10 Feb, 2011 09:17 pm
@rosborne979,
Every human being has at least one guardian angel, looking at you almost 24 hours a day. The guardian angel takes you to Heaven almost every night. You just are not able to see him. It's too compicated to say things like that in a few words.
bewildered
 
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Reply Thu 10 Feb, 2011 09:19 pm
@Setanta,
I am bewildered at how fuzzy humans are.
Joe Nation
 
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Reply Thu 10 Feb, 2011 09:49 pm
@bewildered,
Quote:
Every human being has at least one guardian angel, looking at you almost 24 hours a day.

Slackers! I want (and need) 24 hour service. And what's this about some people having more than one guardian angel?? No equality provision?
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The guardian angel takes you to Heaven almost every night.

Here's another 'almost'!!. What nights am I left to my own devices?? And where does Mr. Guardian Angel think he's getting off to without me?? I can't take it....OH, the agony of it all.

Quote:
You just are not able to see him. It's too compicated to say things like that in a few words.

That's because he's invisible, right? See? I'm learning. I now know all kinds of compicated things.

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Hey, you know what would be a cool super power to have? The power to see the invisible. yeah. I 'd say "I see seven hundred angels on horseback." and nobody could argue with me because I have the SUPERPOWER!

Joe(I see an invisible naked woman)Nation
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rosborne979
 
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Reply Fri 11 Feb, 2011 06:44 am
@bewildered,
bewildered wrote:

Every human being has at least one guardian angel, looking at you almost 24 hours a day. The guardian angel takes you to Heaven almost every night. You just are not able to see him. It's too compicated to say things like that in a few words.

Take all the words you want. We need to know more about these guardian angels. Do you see them every night? What do they look like, are they tiny like the tooth fairy or are they medium sized like Gary Coleman? When they take you to heaven do you have to pass a test to get through the pearly gates every night, or once you get through the first time do they stamp your hand or something?
farmerman
 
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Reply Fri 11 Feb, 2011 06:50 am
@rosborne979,
Heaven uses EZ PAss
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 11 Feb, 2011 08:05 am
@bewildered,
Why not 24 hours right around the clock? Is the angel taking a piss break? Hitting on cute guardian angels hanging out nearby?

Why can't i be taken to heaven every night--i'm just as good as these clowns like Roswell and FM--i should get first class service, too!

I can see how it would be difficult for you to explain "compicated" things.
HexHammer
 
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Reply Fri 11 Feb, 2011 09:57 am
@bewildered,
bewildered wrote:

Don't you know that many people all over the world throughout history can channel dead persons?
I don't channel dead people, because that's harmful to human mind. But angels certainly can. There are more than one way to know the invisible world.
Is it because you'r trying to be amuseing or just being weird?
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Fri 11 Feb, 2011 10:42 am
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Is it because you'r trying to be amuseing or just being weird?

Don't answer that!!
Joe(we don't really want2Know)Nation
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HexHammer
 
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Reply Sat 12 Feb, 2011 06:30 am
@bewildered,
bewildered wrote:

It just occurred to me that both aliens and Darwinism could be hoaxes, aliens staged by devils who have escaped from hells while Darwinism staged by living human beings.
You are very skitzo?
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rosborne979
 
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Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 10:51 am
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:
Why can't i be taken to heaven every night--i'm just as good as these clowns like Roswell and FM--i should get first class service, too!

You're kinda like the limo driver, you get to drive us to the show and then wait outside until we're ready to leave Smile
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rosborne979
 
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Reply Tue 15 Feb, 2011 12:44 pm
@bewildered,
bewildered wrote:

I am bewildered at how fuzzy humans are.

I am perplexed by your bewilderment, what do you mean by "fuzzy"?
bewildered
 
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Reply Wed 16 Feb, 2011 06:01 am
@rosborne979,
Fuzzy= confused and not coherent; not clearly thought out; "a vague
and fuzzy idea of the world"
Human knowledge of a medical doctor, for example, is less than one ppm (one part per million) of the total knowledge in this world alone. That's why people babel in forums.
Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 16 Feb, 2011 06:15 am
@bewildered,
The word you wanted was "babble." If anyone matches your definition of fuzzy, it's you--with your three billion year old Martian humans. In fact, lunatic wouldn't be far off the mark. I sincerely hope you never spend money online, because you'll believe anything.
farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 16 Feb, 2011 06:53 am
@Setanta,
Does gunga have any kids?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 16 Feb, 2011 08:11 am
Now there's a chilling thought . . .
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