My condolences USA

It has just come to my attention that you, the good citizens of the USA are banned from eating the always delightful scottish delicacy... Haggis. My sincerest sympathies.
Apparently, your government in its infinite wisdom has deemed sheep lungs not fit for human consumption. They've no such designation on sheep liver, kidneys or stomach.?..
So on this auspicious day, celebrated since 1796 (most likely) celts and lovers of indistinguishable poetry have raised a glass of their finest scotch. It is with heavy heart I raise a toast to you, the unlucky, the gastronomically challenged, the deprived... To you, USA, unable turn your nose up in disgust (like the rest of us) at the massive flesh toned sausage. My you one day soon be able to feel the silky smooth oat and innard porridge cross your parched tongue.
Some hae meat and canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it;
But we hae meat, and we can eat,
And sae let the Lord be thankit.
Happy Rabbie Burns....