Hi, Ron - welcome to a2k. A lot of us are Carlin fans but I, for example, don't have all he said in performance in my memory. Maybe another person here will pick up on the question.
Here's a link to what looks like six pages of Carlin mentions..
http://able2know.org/search/?cx=partner-pub-3092869023721312%3Adw2qoa-tocz&cof=FORID%3A10&ie=UTF-8&q=george+carlin&sa=&siteurl=able2know.org%2Fnewposts%2F
I got that by putting the name, George Carlin, in the white box to the right of the dark blue banner at the top of the screen, that says "Google custom search", that is, it searches through a2k history.
I met him once, in a work circumstance at a laboratory, and it was all I could do to
not ply him with what would have been invasive interest.