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Best Standup comedian???

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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2003 07:53 pm
Steven Wright: instant water, just add.....
He lived on a one-way dead-end street.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2003 07:55 pm
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

Stephen Wright is brilliant. Laughing
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Child of the Light
 
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Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2003 07:56 pm
He isn't the cool black muscular comedian with glasses.
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Greyfan
 
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Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2003 07:58 pm
Another vote for Billy Connolly and Steven Wright. Dennis Leary has done some good work, but he's not as good as he used to be.

And let's not forget the ladies: Paula Poundstone and Ellen Degeneres are first rate in my book.

In my younger days, Bill Cosby was The Man.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2003 07:58 pm
Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

Laughing I could go on forever with the Steven Wright one liners.
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2003 08:04 pm
I like Dennis Leary and Janeane Garafalo, but they're much more political than straight stand-up.
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MichaelAllen
 
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Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2003 08:22 pm
Steven Wright:
Yesterday I was...no that wasn't me.

Just brilliant

Steve Martin:
In France, they say...
It's like they have a whole different language for everything.

To add to all the great people on the list, Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence. They can keep a man rolling for an hour and a half straight.
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Child of the Light
 
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Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2003 08:24 pm
Robert Schimmell:

We got a dog the other day, and he **** on the carpet....so I got mad and I wanted to hit him. My wife said "No, don't hit him thats cruel...rub his face in the ****, that's what you do."
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2003 08:31 pm
Now Bob Schimmel is divorced and dating his daughters friend :lol:He's a funny guy though.
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Child of the Light
 
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Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2003 08:31 pm
cavfancier wrote:
Now Bob Schimmel is divorced and dating his daughters friend :lol:He's a funny guy though.


Really? I didnt' know that. Why did they divorce??
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2003 08:34 pm
I think it had something to do with dating his daughter's friend. Laughing
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Child of the Light
 
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Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2003 08:42 pm
Hah, makes sense.
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2003 08:50 pm
schimmel must be tiny. Just spent some time at his site. The father-daughter advice column is funny.
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Child of the Light
 
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Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2003 09:21 pm
I'm gonna try to find his new album.....but I doubt I'll find it Crying or Very sad
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CerealKiller
 
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Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2003 10:19 pm
Dana Carvey. Love when he does grumpy old man and Katherine Hepburn starting her car.
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Montana
 
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Reply Thu 11 Dec, 2003 10:22 am
I'm a George Carlin fan as well.

Georgy Porgy, pudding and pie, kissed the girls and made then cry :-)
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Montana
 
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Reply Thu 11 Dec, 2003 10:24 am
Stephen wright is another one. The man is a riot.
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Montana
 
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Reply Thu 11 Dec, 2003 10:27 am
Stephen Wright.


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BillyFalcon
 
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Reply Sun 21 Dec, 2003 03:48 pm
cavfancier,

From Toronto, eh? I've visited Toronto close to thirty times in the last twenty five years or so. That includes being tour director on theatre bus trips to Toronto.

I think Toronto hung the moon.

I know this doesn't belong on this thread. Probably on Travel and Culture or North America. I may see you there.
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thelonious
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jan, 2004 04:02 pm
Lenny Bruce (when he wasn't talking about his court case)
Bill Hicks
Bob Newhart
Richard Pryor
Robin Harris
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