What's in your Medicine Cabinet?

there are no medicines in our medicine cabinet. my medicines are all in a wicker tray on the floor beside my living room chair. Lady Diane's medicines are on a tin tray in the table-stand beside her computer. Misc medicines (tums/alka-seltzer/excedrin etc are in a kitchen cabinet. There is a bottle of pain pills left over from my surgery last year that I never took. It's on a shelf next to the towel cabinet in our bathroom.

Yeah, I noticed that about my medicine cabinet too.
I have many bars of soap.
Three, not four, kinds of deodorants.
Several razors, gel shaving cream.
Toothbrushes (I get them every time I go to the dentist. Sometimes they give three of them.)
There's a plastic box with two hair brushes, some nail clippers and scissors and a dental pick that I am not brave enough to use.
I have some plastic dental picks that I stole from my son.
Hair gel.
There's an ear syringe for removing wax, some swimmer's ear drops and a small bottle of eyeglass cleaner.
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I don't have any medications. There's some Advil in the spice cabinet for taking after a long run. The Athlete's foot stuff is in the desk drawer along with a tube of Lanacane. I have a huge thing of sunscreen that right now is on the coffee table in the living room. But, I am so lucky. I have no heart medicine or blood pressure medicine or anti-depressants or the other multitude of prescriptions medications that all of my friends seem to have as part of their daily routine.

I am not being smug.
Joe(I am breathing a constant sigh of relief)Nation

I have two medicine cabinets, "guest bathroom" and "master bathroom" (aka, computer room bathroom.) The computer room bathroom has a broad expanse of some sort of cheesy counter material w/2 sinks, and two under cabinets, stuff on the counter, and some stuff in one under cabinet.

This will be a task. Back later.