@Drnaline,
"We need more government spending on bridges, mines, immigration, WOT, Darfur, war on crime, Lindsey Lohan, universal healthcare, gun control, gay rights, minority businesses and scholarships, the bombing of Pakistan, Muslim immigration, hunter safety programs, environmentalism, oil refinery output, hate-speech monitoring, Black Panthers, Mr. Murray the Utah mine guy, anti-corporatism, corporate lobbying, Halliburton, Dick and Bush, Jessica and Al, too, and whatever else I need to mention to get some of you ham-slammers out there to vote for me. Gimme an issue. I'll promise to spend billions on it."
-- Barrak Obama