@Rigmarole,
Another childhood one from my native Falls Rd. area of Belfast was:
King Billy was a bendy soldier,
He fought for the bendy crooks,
He fought for the sake of Linfield*
To buy a pair of boots.
When baps and scones* were flyin',
He got hit by a hard barm-brack,*
And he dropped dead like a tatey bread*
All warapped in the Union Jack.
*Linfield - local Unionist soccer team;
*baps and scones - bread rolls;
*tatey bread - potato pancake