Evil wimmin trying to entice Gautam against the saintly mins....
The conspiracy will not work - read Mr Stillwaters post - why would I want to leave an army of men wearing extra tight lycra bikeshorts ????
retroscope......ewwwwwwww.
Thousands of mins in lycra bike-shorts.....ewwwwwwwww ...I mean, I like bums and all, but that is waaaaaay toooo much!
Seems like we have the wimmins leader on the run already. Good work mins.
Now if we can collectively fart through the lycra shorts - I believe we will have them defeated !
Hmm, I had my mother-in-law's chicken curry with dal puri roti last night....now I just have to concentrate....
aside to cav : whats a dal puri roti ?
I had spicy chick peas and paneer butter masala with parathas - I dont need to concentrate
It's a West Indian term, a roti stuffed with a finely ground spiced mung bean mixture. She also made parathas.
Oh right - do u deep fry it or just roast/saute it on a pan ?
They are just cooked on a cast iron griddle, and brushed with butter.
Right !! Sounds delicious !!!
I shall have more today, in preparation for chemical warfare. I also ate chickpeas yesterday as well.
(Applying gas-mask, and arming small tactical nukes and rear-mounte dlasar cannon...)
Thanks to allergies, my sense of smell is greatly diminished. Won't work on me, you evil mins!
A big thanks to HofT who dropped by last week and left us a large cache of weapons!!! Let us arm them while the mins are distracted by talk of Indian cuisine...
That would have been West Indian cuisine, not Indian cuisine proper. It is clear your reconnaissance teams have imperfect intelligence. We mins will use this to our advantage.
The wims defeat the mins
BBB arrives with a truck load of Jean Patau's Joy parfume, her favorite, which she bought in Paris. Its white rose essence will waft over the mins leaving them helpless in any dust up with the wims.
White rose???? Mmmmmmmmm......
Folklore says that if a min gives a wimmin white roses, they will be unfaithful, just so you wimmins know.
errant old wives' tale . . . everyone knows that if mins give the wimmins white roses, they complain that they're too cheap to get a dozen, long-stemmed red roses . . .
Sooo....extrapolating from that....
I love white roses.
And red ones.