Anyway, what is the point of "lift and separate" when there's a dirty great (or otherwise) wienie disguising the effect? Or do those things have a triple action?
Why not just go for one of those cute li'l twirly gourd codpieces - a yard long?
Monger
Monger, you misjudged us wimmin. We designed our bras to use as slingshots. Right now, we are loading them with our supply of used tampox and getting ready to pelt the silly mins.
BBB
We're not afraid of a little muck.
No biological weapons here, BBB! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
(Thugh they did try to use gas....)
The "make up sex" will be fierce. I predict chafage.
Hmmmm - mass make-up sex.......hmmmmmmm......gonna need some aloe-vera round here, one day, when they submit....mmmmmmmmmmmmmm......
I suggest Oil of Oy Vey....
Oil of Oy Vey . . .
"You're gonna get such a rash ! ! !
Huh? what be the "bag" in the bag balm?
Or - is it for.....er.....ummmmmm...leather.....(in the free range form?)
Keep it for yourself, dys. I've got my own.
if that be bag balm, as in "old bag", there's gonna be a small, fierce, furry missile, with crazed eyes, launch itself from Oz, into the ether, with two VERY prominent front teeth, wot's gonna fix itself in your throat!
(heehee - I really DID have buck teeth - with a gap - as a weelowan - I have several cute li'l buck-teethed photos to prove it!)
always kept bag balm around the house and in the barn, costs $1.95 at the feed store but $5.95 at the boutique. btw the "bag" in bag balm is from use on cows teats hence the word "bag"
AND, it is great stuff, and on more than mere bags. Ahem.
What IS it with this "bumping uglies" descriptor? Ewwwwwwwwww!
Interesting images though.
Setanta - just got that joke. LOL!