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The "men are evil" revenge thread - specially for Craven....

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 21 Nov, 2003 04:46 pm
Anyway, what is the point of "lift and separate" when there's a dirty great (or otherwise) wienie disguising the effect? Or do those things have a triple action?

Why not just go for one of those cute li'l twirly gourd codpieces - a yard long?
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Fri 21 Nov, 2003 05:15 pm
Monger
Monger, you misjudged us wimmin. We designed our bras to use as slingshots. Right now, we are loading them with our supply of used tampox and getting ready to pelt the silly mins.

BBB
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 21 Nov, 2003 05:18 pm
We're not afraid of a little muck.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 21 Nov, 2003 05:23 pm
No biological weapons here, BBB! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

(Thugh they did try to use gas....)
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Fri 21 Nov, 2003 05:45 pm
The "make up sex" will be fierce. I predict chafage.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 21 Nov, 2003 05:52 pm
Hmmmm - mass make-up sex.......hmmmmmmm......gonna need some aloe-vera round here, one day, when they submit....mmmmmmmmmmmmmm......
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 21 Nov, 2003 05:56 pm
I suggest Oil of Oy Vey....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 21 Nov, 2003 06:03 pm
LOL!

Aloe vera is TOPS!
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 21 Nov, 2003 06:06 pm
Oil of Oy Vey . . .

"You're gonna get such a rash ! ! !
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 21 Nov, 2003 06:09 pm
http://www.bagbalm.com/img/can_photo.jpg
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 21 Nov, 2003 06:12 pm
Huh? what be the "bag" in the bag balm?

Or - is it for.....er.....ummmmmm...leather.....(in the free range form?)
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Eva
 
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Reply Fri 21 Nov, 2003 06:13 pm
Keep it for yourself, dys. I've got my own.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 21 Nov, 2003 06:19 pm
if that be bag balm, as in "old bag", there's gonna be a small, fierce, furry missile, with crazed eyes, launch itself from Oz, into the ether, with two VERY prominent front teeth, wot's gonna fix itself in your throat!




(heehee - I really DID have buck teeth - with a gap - as a weelowan - I have several cute li'l buck-teethed photos to prove it!)
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 21 Nov, 2003 06:27 pm
always kept bag balm around the house and in the barn, costs $1.95 at the feed store but $5.95 at the boutique. btw the "bag" in bag balm is from use on cows teats hence the word "bag"
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 21 Nov, 2003 06:31 pm
aha!
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sumac
 
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Reply Fri 21 Nov, 2003 07:35 pm
AND, it is great stuff, and on more than mere bags. Ahem.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sun 23 Nov, 2003 07:14 pm
<consorting with the enemy!! treachery!! images of uglies bumping and grinding, e-e-ewwwww! cunningly removed soothing genitalia gel and substitutes>:

http://www.mrzogs.com/sexwax/images/homelogo180.gif
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 25 Nov, 2003 05:45 am
What IS it with this "bumping uglies" descriptor? Ewwwwwwwwww!
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sumac
 
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Reply Tue 25 Nov, 2003 03:53 pm
Interesting images though.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Tue 25 Nov, 2003 06:44 pm
Setanta - just got that joke. LOL!
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