OK you win, Setanta. . .lol
Yay, my favorite Monger avatar appears....the chick with her head in the elephant's mouth. Did I mention our army of wimmin-munching elephants?
Our elephant comrades love nothing more than munching and trampling everything in their path. . .
This talk of elephants brings a lewd limerick to mind, which I fear I must share...
A lady while dining at Crewe,
Found an elephant's whang in her stew,
Said the waiter,"don't shout, and don't wave it about,
Or the others will all want one too"
The wims huddle
The wimmins can be seen huddling to plan their next attack. Finished, they slap fannies and run to their assigned positions.
The left flank moves out toward the clown platoon. The Wims sneak in close and then charge. In one terrible swoop, they grab the red noses from every clown in sight. The loss of the red noses leaves a gaping hole in clown heads, which allow their punny brains to leak out. They slump to the ground with pitiful snurfs.
The wimmin sigh at the awful sight, then gather into another huddle to plan another attack.
BBB
Suddenly BBB wakes up from what was a pleasant dream
Gautam
Gautam, you are a naughty lad for spying on BBB while she was taking a cat nap on her bed of red noses to restore her strength for the next attack on the mims. Have you no shame?
BBB
The name is Bond......Gautam Bond
I am the man with the golden pen....errrr..gun
Gautam wrote:The name is Bond......Gautam Bond
And why do you carry a special-ID-card with the name "Mata Hari"?
She is my alter ego - when I have to dress as a woman to infiltrate their ranks.....
I see (and now I remember the 'RAW' behind your name :wink: )
The nefarious Bee communes with her arcane oracles . . .
. . . as the evil wimmins regroup for their next attack . . .
Hey, I can see BBB's nipple!!
Boris Vallejo rocks!
Monger
Monger, a true gentleman would cover his eyes to protect a lady's reputation. Declasse!
BBB
He's the whip, ain't he . . . and his gf Julie Bell . . .
Who stretched the thread wiv their spray art?
Elephants! You fools! Elephants are a matriarchy! They will never harm us!
Hmmmm - wimmins, if we were cruel, we should attack now, wiv our chemical filter masks, while all the mins are worshipping the porcelain gods wiv their poor, hot, red, suffering little arses....
<pssst....mins....we have all the boy elephants....they were pissed off from the constant nagging and joined our ranks>
Boy elephants do not rank - they are loners.....and wait until one of our female elephants comes into heat...oh, and they get homicidal when they are in musth, the older males, I mean....heehee.
