I'm sorry, Osso, but I can't disclose the location of my house. I have many valuables inside and I can't take the risk of having some of the more unsavory characters here at A2K sneaking down to my house and pilfering my property. For example, let's say Bi-PolarBear knew the location of my home. He knows that I'm usually in town on Saturday nights, whooping and hollering it up with the boys, and he would use that information to raid my house. He knows I have large quantities of cocaine that I use for medicinal purposes on some of my platypi and, if you've read any of his posts lately, you know he has the hunger for the white powder. I just can't take the chance of causing BiPolarBears life to descend into the pits of hell. Let's leave it at that.
Here's an idea, Osso. If you really want to know where I live I could send you a private message with the location. If you decide to visit could you bring some chocolate chip cookies and maybe a couple bottles of beer? Damn! I'm getting pretty excited about the possibility of Osso stopping in for a spell. I better start tidying the place up a bit.
Here's a photo of my house, Osso, so when you're in the vicinity you'll recognize the house.
I'll be watching for you,
Gus