@tsarstepan,
So what if you joined Al's religion?
It didn't really seem like any of the people associated with him (or him for that matter) ever had any fun.
Oh sure, there were the sex rituals and all that, but c'mon. After awhile it would be like, "You know, I'm just not in the mood. Why can't we all just go out to the movies, or maybe roller skating?"
I just can't see anyone cracking a joke, or saying "Hey, look at this cute sundress I bought!" or "Let go out for some Thai food, huh?"