GPS System for Democrats

...Are you a Democrat that that can barely find your way to the bathroom in your own home? Do you get lost walking around the block? Do you get crossed up driving to your favorite porn store? If you’ve answered yes to any of those questions, then you need the new GPS from Kenya GPS, Inc. You need the DumDum®. That’s right, Democrats! Kenya GPS, Inc. has released a GPS just for you.

It’s called the DumDum®, and it’s personally tailored to make you feel as though Barack Obama himself is personally getting you from Point A to Point B. The sleek, black design makes it easy for ladies to accessorize with any handbag, and your cares will melt away as Barack Obama’s velvet voice gets you safely home ...