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purpose for a sex

 
 
pratik
 
Reply Thu 13 May, 2010 05:22 am
how to purpose a girls for a sex
 
chai2
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2010 05:25 am
The first step is to calibrate their genextazoid to 4.834 thrums for each rotation of their flumoxxonater
Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2010 05:27 am
@chai2,

all your sex are belong to us...
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2010 05:32 am
"Candy Is dandy, but liquor is quicker."

-- Ogden Nash
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djjd62
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2010 05:53 am
if you meet a girl at the gym, the best line to use is: "Hey baby, you've got the kind of shape i'd like to get in"

at the mall, if a woman is looking at clothes: "Hey baby, you know what would look good on you?. Me"

"Hey baby" is integral to any pick-up line alternates include, "Hey sweetcheeks, Hey babe, Hey doll"
Mame
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2010 06:04 am
@djjd62,
You left out this one:

Hey gorgeous, what's your sign?
djjd62
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2010 06:08 am
@Mame,
i tried that one once, her answer, "You must be this tall to ride this ride" and then she held her hand well above my head Crying or Very sad
engineer
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2010 06:09 am
@pratik,
This is the official modern phrase and website for tracking results: Can I Tap That.
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sullyfish6
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2010 06:23 am
Ignore all the above.

To propose sex to a woman simply say
"Would you like to make love?"

If this is a prostitute, ask "How much?"
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2010 07:05 am
@pratik,
The English language is apparently not your strong point. I suggest you buy a Bugatti Veyron and keep your mouth shut. The car will do all the talking.
George
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2010 08:28 am
@djjd62,
djjd62 wrote:

i tried that one once, her answer, "You must be this tall to ride this ride" and
then she held her hand well above my head Crying or Very sad

HA! I love it.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2010 08:48 am
C'mon... you've pulled.
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Pemerson
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2010 11:05 am
Ask the girl, "What can I do to have sex with you," she'll tell you what to do, where to go.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 14 May, 2010 04:54 am
@pratik,
Are you proud? Sexually harassing a porpoise?!
Look! Look! You made her cry!! Sad
http://i44.tinypic.com/210ajbp.jpg
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 14 May, 2010 04:56 am
@djjd62,
djjd62 wrote:

i tried that one once, her answer, "You must be this tall to ride this ride" and then she held her hand well above my head Crying or Very sad

<<gentle hug>> ... there there ... <<pats on the back>>
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 14 May, 2010 04:58 am
@Green Witch,
Green Witch wrote:

The English language is apparently not your strong point. I suggest you buy a Bugatti Veyron and keep your mouth shut. The car will do all the talking.

You should publish this advice for the ultimate dating/relationship book! You can buy your own Bugatti Veyron with the royalties! Very Happy
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Fri 14 May, 2010 10:57 am
Say nothing. Simply point at the bulge your erect genitalia makes in your sweatpants and then point at the crotch area of your prospective lover. Then, with both hands, give the thumbs up sign.
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