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Thu 13 May, 2010 05:22 am
how to purpose a girls for a sex
The first step is to calibrate their genextazoid to 4.834 thrums for each rotation of their flumoxxonater
@chai2,
all your sex are belong to us...
"Candy Is dandy, but liquor is quicker."
-- Ogden Nash
if you meet a girl at the gym, the best line to use is: "Hey baby, you've got the kind of shape i'd like to get in"
at the mall, if a woman is looking at clothes: "Hey baby, you know what would look good on you?. Me"
"Hey baby" is integral to any pick-up line alternates include, "Hey sweetcheeks, Hey babe, Hey doll"
@djjd62,
You left out this one:
Hey gorgeous, what's your sign?
@Mame,
i tried that one once, her answer, "You must be this tall to ride this ride" and then she held her hand well above my head
@pratik,
This is the official modern phrase and website for tracking results:
Can I Tap That.
Ignore all the above.
To propose sex to a woman simply say
"Would you like to make love?"
If this is a prostitute, ask "How much?"
@pratik,
The English language is apparently not your strong point. I suggest you buy a Bugatti Veyron and keep your mouth shut. The car will do all the talking.
Ask the girl, "What can I do to have sex with you," she'll tell you what to do, where to go.
@pratik,
Are you proud? Sexually harassing a porpoise?!
Look! Look! You made her cry!!
@Green Witch,
Green Witch wrote:
The English language is apparently not your strong point. I suggest you buy a Bugatti Veyron and keep your mouth shut. The car will do all the talking.
You should publish this advice for the ultimate dating/relationship book! You can buy your own Bugatti Veyron with the royalties!
Say nothing. Simply point at the bulge your erect genitalia makes in your sweatpants and then point at the crotch area of your prospective lover. Then, with both hands, give the thumbs up sign.
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