Sat 6 Mar, 2010 11:30 pm
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML
Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. At that point I noticed my phone had fallen out of my pocket in the street and was run over by several cars. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML
It's an acronym for "**** my life." It's a popular way to end a lot of messages and status updates on social networking sites. Almost always an exaggeration, and usually follows some description of an unfortunate or annoying event that took place to the author.
Know your memes
And all of those he quoted are from the site by the same name that collects them (sometimes they are funny as hell, like texts from last night).
I had to look it up myself. Never heard of the abbreviation.
In theory it could be:
<<<<BEWARE of the following foul language>>>>>
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March 1, 2008 Urban Word of the Day
short for: **** My Life
I just totally dropped that pass. FML guys.
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Made popular from the teen movie Superbad, in the scene where the employee at the liquor says "**** My Life".
fml is an easier, faster way of saying something when nothings going your way.
Broseph: Yo i got a 85 on the test, how'd you do?
Brosk: I failed, fml.
I accidentally picked up a Chardonnay instead of a Cabernet Sauvignon. Now I must drive the 2 miles to make the exchange. FML.