Let's Get Eats: Crank It Up!

As a favor to you, I am promoting a friend of mine's campaign to introduce a new genre, clearly derived from an old one, to the mainstream. It's called 'Roid Rock. Or Wrestler Rock. Whichever you prefer.

Under the name Absolute Monarch and the Rude Dudes, he has just published his first track, Let's Get Eats! (Let's Get Some Fuckin' Eats!) Listen here: http://soundcloud.com/thehellezell/rude-dudes-lets-get-eats

The lyrics are posted on that page, but they're so entertaining I will include them here as well:

Let's Get Eats! Let's Get Some Fuckin' Eats!

You feel the heat, you hear the noise
I'm on the beach with all the boys

Do what we need to stay alive

See the goods when you arrive
Never listened to what the preacher told me
(It's been a long day, it's time to get paid)
I've been tired, and I've been hungry.
I'm comin' for ya I don't think they can hold me...
Let's Get Eats! Let's Get Some Fuckin' Eats!

We got the booze, and some tunes
cruisin' down the boulevard, take a look.

You see a van chock full of man, and we're all hard. we're all hard as ****!

They let us loose upon the misty night!
(Off the chain, bring the pain!)
You see the heat steamin' off the streets,
and hungry boys. YOU BETTER CALL THE POLICE!!!
(solo: Flex Talionis)
Let's get eats, Let's get some fuckin' eats!
You feel the heat, you hear the noise,
I'm on the streets with all the boys.

We see the goods, when you arrive.

What we need to stay alive /

It's a struggle to survive /

You hear the beat, you see the beef.....and we're all hard...

Let's get some fuckin' eats!





Turn it up ************!