You have 8 hours......invisible!

I hate my noisy downstairs neighbor so I would enter his apartment and pull the plug on all his appliances (especially the loud music), throw stuff around to scare the crap out of him and generally warn him about being an inconsiderate ****.

I am feeling very evil toward him and other the other night wished I had paranormal powers so I could smash his stereo system without him knowing.

Then, quite by accident, I found out where the circuit breakers are for the building and I am having a difficult time staying away and NOT flipping his switch! Control ... control ... control ...

Hey! I said your are NOT superhuman!

BP is hung like such where she wouldn't even notice.

I'd steal money.

Find out where hot naked chicks are and check 'em out. Probably scare the piss out of them too.

Egg cop cars.

Slappy it may not be the worlds biggest but I guarantee that at full mast you can't get it all in your mouth, although that runs contrary to the word on the street........

Nice...

You know that's the worst thing you can hear from a chick. "Wow, that's the first time I got the whole thing in my mouth."

Or so I've heard.

Close, but the worst thing to hear is no......I never heard that until I'd been married awhile......

1. I would put on headgear like Mother Teresa wore, and dance through the streets of Rome, just to boost her numbers in the Saint Wannabe Miracle Round.

2. I would belt out the National Anthem at the Superbowl before the Diva du Jour got a chance (sorry you Mariah-philes out there!)

WARNING: THE LAST ONE CAN ONLY BE SEEN BY THOSE WHO ARE PURE OF HEART!

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I will raid the control center of the International Monetary Fund and transfer their money to various charitable institutions.

Get the code for the nuclear missiles of the US and disable all of them.

Freak out George Bush by whispering things in his ears like:
1. Osama Bin Laden is in Omaha, Nebraska.
2. Saddam Hussein is disguised as an Intern at the White House.
3. Dick Cheney is gay and is madly in love with you.
4. Your dick will destruct in sixty seconds. Then start counting backwards
5. Your wife is cheating on you.
6. Nuclear launch detected.
7. I'm an alien from mars ordered to take over your body. Surrender it now.
8. You stole the election, confess now or die
9. Cloning successful, US president to be replaced by robotic clone in three days.
10. Return the bells of balangiga to the Philippines.

haha!