Al Gore demands climate data recount...

My secret sources have discovered another bizarre twist in the ongoing Climategate scandal:

Breaking! Al Gore Demands Partial Recount of Climate Data

As the impact of the global warming scandal widens, Nobel Prize winner and long time spokesperson for the movement demanded a partial recount of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) data. In asking for the partial recount, Mr Gore asked that any data tending to show global cooling should be re-counted while data tending to show global warming be left as it is.

When asked whether this would tend to skew the data in favor of global warming, Mr. Gore explained, “There is no sense in us recounting data that is correct, We only need to recount the data that is clearly wrong.”

Mr. Gore has requested a manual recount of all climate data from selected points in the Sahara Desert of Africa, Tunisia, Mali, and Death Valley in California, USA. Further Mr. Gore has also called for additional temperature monitoring sites in these areas. Mr. Gore stated that these areas have been unfairly represented in the past due to their low population density.

As Mr. Gore said, “These areas are just as deserving of monitoring as the more populated areas of our world. The fair thing for us to do is put as many sites in Death Valley, and the Sahara, as there are in France. I am only calling for this recount as a matter of fairness to the empty and forsaken places of our planet.”

Mr. Gore has already dispatched several plane loads of attorneys and support staff to the IPCC headquarters in Geneva, Switzerland and Mr. Gore will be joining them soon by private jet.