thoughts about the Large Hadron Collider and Little K

whenever i think about the LHC, i think about dyslexia, and how i think he might be on LSD, and when i think about LSD, i start thinking about Chumly and wondering if he's wiring LED's out there in BC

Aw, shucks! I love being linked to the LHC like this, Dys! Thanks.

Whenevr I see press on the LHC I am reminded of OmSIg Dave and his propensity to spend large summs of money to eat and drink in a fashion similar to the Kings of Persis. The LHC will, in its search for the Higgs Boson, only be reminded of the limiting fact of "c" and the immense amounts of energy that will be required tolaunch the protons at each other at 99.99999% of "c".

I just see that someone will have to build a still bigger spinner than they have at CERN.
COURSE, Whenever I talk out of my ass like that, I too remind myself of spendi.

call me a silly goose but I'm thinking that not finding the Higgs Boson might very well be more significant than it's discovery although that might spur some buffoon to restate string theory.

"Not" finding it will cause us to merely rethink the energy requirements for the next generation of supercolliders. Its either that or the standard model is all full of ****.

Course , I could live with that because Id like to see "C" not as a limit but merely another steppind stone.

If "c" were not a constant, tan a whole lot of stuff we believe in would fall apart.
Like , for example, IT TAKES 28 DAYS TO BREW A GOOD PALE ALE.

Who is Hadron, and whom did she collide with? Is she obese? Was Miss Kay driving, or just a passenger? What the hell is going on here.

There are two known types of hadrons: mesons (made of one quark and one antiquark) and baryons (made of three quarks). Other combinations may exist, such as tetraquarks (exotic mesons) and pentaquarks (exotic baryons), but no evidence conclusively suggests their existence as of 2009

The best-known mesons are pions and kaons, while the best-known baryons are protons and neutrons.

I hope that clears that up.

Oh for the good old days farmerman of the Bohr atom model without even a quark in sight and Newton physics ruling the day.