HELP....The First Grey Hair!

Extract from: Diary of a Republican Banker.
(Not reproduced or serialized in the Wall Street Journal)

I awoke like any other morning; with the sweet scent of jasmine in the air, my dreamy thoughts suddenly turned to horror as a shaft of sunlight illuminated the offender draped loosely, somewhat languid on the pillow.

Cardiac arrest was narrowly averted by the copious quaffing of a warm leftover Budweiser, as my initial suspicions were somewhat tempered by a close encounter the previous evening in the shower.

However, I was forced to accept that youth was such a fleeting thing and confronted with reality I was faced with having to accept the situation.

Or; to tell Jasmin to get the hell outta my trailer and take her kids with her!

Which fiscal option would you choose?



Budweiser: the Great American Lager. Nothing refreshes better under the hot sun or after a good night's sleep than Budweiser beer from Anheuser-Busch.................Drink responsibly!