Oinquebama linked to Democrats' electile dysfunction problem

The uproariously funny spin noisily shopped around by the media before tonight's Democrat debacle went something like this: If ol' Corzine eeks out a win, then the night's a wash, no major victory for Republicans. It's sort of like asymmetric warfare, with jihad Mohammad only having to be right once, but the counter-terrorism chaps having to be right 100 percent of the time -- i.e., either conservatives bag all the biggie races in this asymmetric election or Hussein wins just by making it a draw.

Along that line, the always non-partisan, non-biased AP, sniffing a whiff of defeat from all the late polling, pre-emptively sought to put the Democrats' imminent shellacking in proper context for us. Crushing GOP victories up and down the ballot in Virginia and in New Jersey "won't erase enormous obstacles the party faces heading into a 2010 midterm election year," explained White House spokeswoman, er, AP writer Liz Sidoti. When Democrats win, Republicans = losers. When Republicans win, Republicans = losers....