rap battles

Oiy Badman! brodie!
I am the slickest far beyond the quickest
look out for my boys we are the sickest
my mind is like a dictionary, but you is just a fictionary bitchinary missionary, when i feel the bass betweens my feet, i go sick to the beat, you stop and freeze as you see your mamma's head inbetween my knees! now please,i will sneeze, im allergic to you, you are my allergies put in human form, sitting there at your computer screen looking like a gorm
so say you go sick and ruthless, rude boy, i'll make you toothless, you think you is a bad man saying you can run in, see how scared you get when i stick my mother ******* gun in! you can block the sun in, but i wont stop shining, and blinding you ready, go cuddle your teddy, because it's about as much love you'll get from uncle eddy, who gives a **** when you say you wait at the hospital, ill take you back to nursery when you said hospical, oh wait you still do, don't let me get philosophical because i am indestructable, you try an slice me with ice tea what the ****, you about as wack as wiley, now **** off bringing you **** excuse for abuse, ill stick you face up the back end of your mars moose!

you may be slick n quick, but you sure can suck dick
oh man this is gonna make you sick
your style is generic mines authentic made i role smooth like a renigay you completely gay, you call yourself the dictionary you just called yourself a nerd, while your mom just took that turd and threw it at your face, she wants you outta her place, her face, never go to her grave, **** you dont even have to pray, now look whos sitting there lookin like a gorm, thinking or man this guys a prik, thats ok i dont give a frik becuz i just gave your mom a lick, now you look and you realize now your penitrized, paralyzed, once you looked in my eyes, its ok dont cry, here ill get you a tissue, cuz ima really miss you

u hook me up to a I.V ill hook u up to were i pee
dont u c boy ill play you like a toy, first u bouncin up and down sayin boom goes my life, lets get this staright son cuz thisll feel like a tone, if u become tough like a g, u wont have to use a knife, than ul wont have to mess with me because im the greatest MC just like MC hammer, only thing different is my rhymes are more jammer, u say u like nash but make more cash, well tell u wut man, u betta make a dash, becuz theres one and ill make anoda slash, in yo ass unless u pass and keep walkin, and shut yo mouth wit duh talkin, dat all u r boi like i told u ill play with u like a toy, unless u dont wanna play so ima end dis **** with a **** u and have a nice day

my head is up north, your d*** is down south, soon its gunna be all up in your boyfriends mouth! IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW IM LIKE kite yess i still bite and i fight u no im right so message me bak if u dont have a crak

damm you like quoting b rabbit (aka eminem)

U knw notin.u should learn more

U should tarry cos am scary,ur bitch love my **** nd call her honey,just like butter in d gulter when i c ur daughter it could b better,she call me dad on d bed,bcos am d bed master and u ar d **** monster,i mean butcher,an ordimary wolcher,u ar just d fuckin learner and i'm ur damn teacher.ur dick is dizy it means u are lazy,u go by ego to knw the history,aint no like d story,listen i got lesson 4 u:u'r d sicker and ur bitch is d sickness,just like am d rapper and u are d lyrics bcos i rap u off ur feet.

Hahah crooked out,i got zoom u got doom,fuckin u at back of cadillac wit no tone,don't scared 911 is here.just dont sound like a piss off gay.

your raps don`t ryhm,
take your fuckin time
you suck cock? i think it`s fine,
why sit home and drink cheap ass wine.
go suck dick from your gay ass brother,
but not pussy from your lesbo mother!

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This is for u niggas.
Wu 4got to pull da triggas
**** nigga bitch u weak
Stop talking to me pipsquek
Think u forgot to take a leak
See this stage is mine
So y u wasting ur time
Don't play dumb get in line
So let's see a brother shine
My rhymes r good
Cuz I'm from the hood
Shut up nigga u a fool
Think u all that and cool
Like to go back
Then write me back
I'm out

starve to death, eat the meat, but choke when it's raw
i'll punch you in the face intill you choke on your jaw
the hate you have to embrace
my shoes i have to re-lace
god just gets my angry from the people he creates
everyone ow's me
noboby knows me
they cant see even if they looked closely
this **** has damaged me, internally,
when i cant even trust the people that are close to me
i'm the leader of this earth and that's how its suppose to be

yall niggas dont have to rate this **** ill get ya constipated like a old lady in her 8s bitch iam the best when it comes to rhyming i spit so sick make ya look like ya cant even understand it
i make sick punchline i knock ya straight outa ya sit and ill be sanding ya ass like a engineer sanding wood or even plastic to make it smooth iam fantastic i can show ya the prove ill **** ya mother in da bed get her laid she'll be talkin about me and reminding ya of the time me and her had whiles you where asleep.

You callin for a battle
So I came here tryin to rattle
What's left in your head
leavin the game for dead i'm too far ahead
to notice you, as i'm reppin for the yellow, black, red..
Now your askin who's this deadly brother lookin for another
So where ya really stay, cause i'm here to say it here to spray it
Sprayin it but deep down i'm laughin at you'se fallin as i'm out here ballin
got 'em callin me big nass one like a big flash gun full of ammo
i'm an aboriginal blendin in to this land like camo
So ya wanna know who's hot ask yourself cause answer is your not
i spit this daily that's why you bitches came to pay me
right from the start as i'm spittin right from the heart
so pass me the mic & let me take it away
spittin ya out on any givin day like - eshay adlay
so listen up cause play time's over time to concentrate, BOO !
i'm the one that ya wife's masterbate too
goin all out & I don't need a bitch arse crew
your so far behind me so catch me if you can but still can't find me..

lol, nothin but love..
throwin it up for the land downunder
GOD's COUNTRY - AUSTRALIA !!!

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