Madonna Sucks Pithe From Soul Of World's Children
Mark Morford 9/29/03
Madonna has another No. 1 hit, this time on the book charts. The singer's annoying children's story about a spoiled rich girl no one likes, "The English Roses," was published simultaneously in 100 countries around the world Sept. 15 with an initial print run of 1 million copies, will top The New York Times' children's list for the Oct. 5 edition.
"It demonstrates once again that Madonna has an extraordinary gift for communicating with children of all ages," Nicholas Callaway, CEO of Callaway Arts & Entertainment, the book's U.S. publisher, said in a statement Thursday."
Right. That's what it proves. And not the fact that if you absolutely and insidiously drown the goddamn markets of 100 countries with a million goddamn copies of this insidious little lame-ass book along with a massive equally insidious PR campaign to ride it like a ten-dollar whore rides a Texas senator, you can somehow convince a benumbed public to shell out $19.95 for the mediocre thing, just to clear some goddamn space, just to get the thing out the the way of the sluggish progress of the collective unconscious," he did not add, the little twit.
"What the hell am I saying? It doesn't prove a goddamn thing. This book will be in the remainder bin in two months. Jesus god damn but I need a drink. And will someone please slap Hilary Duff? Is that too off topic? Bloody hell but she's obnoxious."
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