Actually, that will take care of itself. Page 2 will be normal sized.
Unless somebody posts another of those long links or
neverendingrunonsentencethingys. Meanwhile, just put lots of
line breaks in your posts.
So...who was minding the capybaras while you were stalking
dlowan on the ferry, Gus? Geez, I'd flee, too, if somebody in a
Pope suit came up behind me and started whispering obscenities
in my ear. Eeeeek! (shudder)
It can also be fixed by doing a little surgery and using the [ url=] code. Soon as dlowan is done admiring her handiwork, I'm sure she'll get out the chainsaw and trim that thing down to size.
Wow, Gus, even if that isn't the real dlowan, you look GREAT. Who knew the pope was such a fun guy?
I have to admit that I sort of thought you might have a rat-like face with sharp teeth and a pointy chin. Now, however, I'm woozy with wonder at the wowzer Gus!
i think it's the blonde with the man hands
I guess I had it all wrong.
I saw gus's pope costume as a clever ruse. I had 'em down as a goth with real 'tude'. No need for eyeliner, the big black bags under his eyes would cause bystanders to blink and flee his unmerciful stare. Leather galore, but none of the sissy glossy store bought managerie, you know...the freshly skinned and barely shorn hides of fierce wildebeasts. His height, I had pinned, at nearing the eight foot range with hands capable of grinding the larger bones of opponents into shrapnel. Feet that pounded out the base line of inagodadavida as he marched alone along the forlorn wasteland he calls his gormanghast, while tending his terrifying flocks of swamp creature.
I'll endevor not to read to much into a name and avatar again. Do accept my appologies.
All Hooey... here's Gustav as last I saw him, scanning top to bottom...
1. Three strand comb-over, Mutton chop sideburns, a dali mustache, glass eye fitted with stained-glass iris (right eye), slightly curled elvis lip, deeply cleft chin, lumberjack jaw which would be quite impressive were it not for the quadruple chin. Neck like a chicken... less feathers of course.
2. Stooped shoulders that would be quite wide were they not stooped. Mermaid tatoo on upper right arm, when he flexes the tail wiggles.. Buzzcut chest wig. Seven pack.
3. Navel wise, he's an outie, of extraordinary length... in fact it's tied in a four in hand knot and still hangs well below his thighs.
4. Fortunately I have not beheld his sexual apparatus. But some graffitti I saw in a bathroom indicates that he has an amazingly long thin and oddly discolored thingie-ma-bob, and ballocks like a plucked goose.
5. From the thigh to knee he is quite bow legged, but lower legs tend toward knock-knee with pigeon toes. He has yeti like feet with strangely furry toes. The small toe is almost nonexistant.
An odd fellow, unquestionably, but that's our Gustav. He has a mind like a steel trap. Unfortunately, in person, he stutters quite a bit, which serves to make him seem foolish. He is anything but that...
Re long, thin and discolored:
I'm told that this is from a lifetime of rolling play dough between his hands and the misfortunate fact that he has taken up other playful activities while replying on the same motion.
We've really got to get to page 2. Dlowan is gonna get it for her stretchy games.
My screen ain't stretched . . .
Geeze, i feel so inadequate . . .
aaaaahhh, page 2, thank gawd!
Phew!!! I never thought we'd get here.
Don't feel inadequate, feel lucky that you were not the victim of the stretch.
I am ALWAYS being accused of stretching.....things.....waaaaah!
Use text URLs. Easy as pie.
There she is. Now listen here bunny, you know how much I love bunnies, but I draw the line at that stretchy stuff, so you just cut that out!!!
LOL Littlek. That's so cute :-)
there were an unbelievably huge number of capybara pix that came up during a google search.
Gus will love that one :-D