What does Gustavratzenhofer REALLY look like?

In my dreams he looks like this....


http://trash.gooside.com/cat1/source/acat23.html

I've seen his picture and he's a big strong man and he's funny as heck. The only reason why I mess with him is because he doesn't know where I live ;-)

hahaha!

Here is his photo



(Most have been Gustav's great-grandfather, since this Gustav is already dead since 08.10.1904!)

no show walter?

I guess Eva isn't quite as smart as I thought she was. She pictures me as a nerdy accountant? Please. Give me a little credit. I guess I can post a photo of myself, but don't ask me again. I'm a little self-conscious about the state of my biceps.

no show walter?


But - here is the real Gus - taken at a tender moment...



http://images.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=www.swank.ca/caffeen/jesse/skitrip2002/nerds.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.swank.ca/caffeen/jesse/skitrip2002/&h=450&w=600&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dnerds%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26ie%3DUTF-8%26sa%3DG

<cackle>


Mont Tremblant, no less.
I did always sense something of a canajun sensibility to the lad. Now that I've seen the pix, I understand why.

Ok, Dlowan, you want to play games? I don't know where the hell you found that photo of me, but I'm not happy about it! That was a special, tender moment that wasn't meant to be shared with anyone. Fred is going to kill me when he finds out our photo is now being whisked along the electrons of the internet. How could you?

Remember that romantic moment we had, Dlowan? You didn't notice the hidden camera, did you? Heh, heh. I think it's time for the whole world to see the real Dlowan....

you mean to think that like maybe even his name isnt real? His name is like Bob?
I am crushed.
I shall no longer ask him to intercede on my behalf to my patron saint whenever I need stuff. Like right now I would like some really good toasted garlic bread , so Ill probably have to get up and drive 16 miles to the bakery for their crappy baguettes that they cut open and spread with olive opil and cheap Mccormicks garlic powder that tastes just terrible , and its all left over **** from yesterday cause they dont bake on Sundays and all they have is this really dry crispy stuff tasting like zweibach with garlic powder on it, and Ill probably run out of gas cause they dont sell deisel on Sundays at the tractor pump and Ill probably get caught and have my tank dipped by some state cop whose looking for tractor deisel in trucks and then Ill be doin time at Graterford and having to shower with some great big horny biker dude wholl wanna be my friend.
What was the question?

This isn't a terribly recent photograph of Gus, from back when he was the Cruiserweight champion:

Goddess, Gus! You have been fooled! That woman was NOT I - my nose and teeth are much smaller - heaven knows what evil plot is afoot - were you wearing a body double?


Farmerman - for smeg's sake make your OWN garlic bread! FRESH minced garlic and herbs - real butter - a baguette - voila!!!!!!!!

Hmmm. Perhaps I looked in the wrong "Dlowan" folder. Damn! I did. I accidentally extracted the "Queen Dlowan of Bavaria" photographs. You're the one from Australia, aren't you. Ok, let me dig around a bit more.... I know that photo is around here somewhere.

Gus - we have never met - unless, unless, you were that man on the Sydney Ferry who....oh my goddess!

That's right. I was the one in the dark glasses who snuck up behind you and whispered pornographic German phrases in your ear. You gasped and fled into the night. In your haste, you dropped your handkerchief. I still use it as a flag on the exhaust pipe of my tractor.

Hey, who stretched the page?

That would be dlowan's long-arsed link to Gus' tender moment.

If it gets cold enough today, mayhaps the shrinkage factor will trim the page back down to size.

I guess sometimes shrinkage is actually a good thing then ;-)

dlowan
You're a bad girl with you're stretching shananigans.