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Chai - a bath story - add your bit

 
 
chai2
 
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Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2009 06:34 pm
@jespah,
jespah wrote:

Wally knocked on the door. "Everything all right in there?"


Well, not really, I've got a big ass in here and there's sand all over the place that's just bound to get in it.

Could you go see who's at the door my darling, or haven't you noticed the pounding at my back door?

Wally grumpily goes to the door muttering, "next she'll be accusing me of all that noise. I'm really in no mood to pound sand up her ass."
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Izzie
 
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Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2009 06:42 pm
@jespah,
"WELL... we would be if this donkey were'nt hanging around" said Chai wondering why the ass was looking at her with a big grin........ at which stage, Farmerman sheepishly crept in the shadows... big shadows made by the relfection of Bella's mirror which she had loaned to Cleapatra Chai.... and enhanced by the stunning new light that Jespah had leant Bella for lighting effects...

the effects were...
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solipsister
 
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Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2009 07:00 pm
@jespah,
"As sweet as, honey", Chai riposted.

She continued pruning, sans dispatch.

jespah
 
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Reply Tue 3 Feb, 2009 04:55 am
@solipsister,
"Suddenly, I'm gardening." Chai said. This seemed logical, so she continued.

"Now, when you remove the weeds, you'll see that the capybaras now have a place to romp freely."

It was Gus! And Chai was still nekkid. "Help, Drewdad! My capable ....!" her screams trailed off as she was hurriedly stuffed into a vehicle and kidnapped.

Drewdad adjusted the detector. "Another distress call. Something about capybaras, I think."

"Mom, can we have ice cream?" asked the elder drewlette.

"Not until we finish saving the world, dear." said Drewmom, adjusting her seatbelt and thinking of a thousand different ways to serve those little pretzels you get on the airlines.
chai2
 
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Reply Tue 3 Feb, 2009 06:08 am
@jespah,
"no ice cream for me thanks" called chai from the trunk "milk products make me fart. Hey, what's this little glowy in the dark thingie connected to the lid of the trunk?"
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Mame
 
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Reply Tue 3 Feb, 2009 09:01 am
Chai being Chai, she pressed it, of course, and the vehicle suddenly went into warp drive. She was violently thrown back against the latch of the trunk which flew open and out she soared.

"Oh my ever-loving God", she screamed as she somersaulted through the air. "I hope my rolfing experience saves me!"
wandeljw
 
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Reply Tue 3 Feb, 2009 09:58 am
@Mame,
Chai escaped injury, not only because of her superb physical condition, but also because she landed on soft, wet soil.

"I have a bad feeling about this place," Chai said to herself.
jespah
 
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Reply Tue 3 Feb, 2009 12:35 pm
@wandeljw,
"All my dreams have come true!" a shadowy figure called out, rubbing its hands in glee. "Nekkid Chai in mud. I'll make a fortune with the wrestling rights alone!"

There was a squeal of tires as Gus turned the Capybaramobile around. A fight was brewing between Gus and the shadowy figure, over Chai's virtue, the capybaras and the movie rights...

"Wait, wait, hold it!" yelled Roberta. "That sentence did not call for the use of an ellipsis!"
solipsister
 
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Reply Thu 5 Feb, 2009 02:04 am
@jespah,
Narcosis from the mineral sands was as rampant as the rapture was deep. Fortunately the bath plug became clenched in Chai's nether regions and as the toxic water went its coriolis way, she regained some semblance of composure and dignity. A sandy freckled isthmus hung like jetsam from her thong and trailed off into the apotheosis of an aposiopesis ...
jespah
 
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Reply Thu 5 Feb, 2009 05:17 am
@solipsister,
Gus, transfixed, mumbled something about the swamp. The ass kicked up its heels.

Drewdad said, "The signal strength is failing. Pilot, can't you fly any faster?"
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