"Suddenly, I'm gardening." Chai said. This seemed logical, so she continued.
"Now, when you remove the weeds, you'll see that the capybaras now have a place to romp freely."
It was Gus! And Chai was still nekkid. "Help, Drewdad! My capable ....!" her screams trailed off as she was hurriedly stuffed into a vehicle and kidnapped.
Drewdad adjusted the detector. "Another distress call. Something about capybaras, I think."
"Mom, can we have ice cream?" asked the elder drewlette.
"Not until we finish saving the world, dear." said Drewmom, adjusting her seatbelt and thinking of a thousand different ways to serve those little pretzels you get on the airlines.