@parados,
												parados wrote:
Since you don't like what Obama is doing, why don't you pull a McVeigh. That will show everyone you have balls.
 
Sshhhhhhhh--don't encourage him, parados!  
Of course you jest about him bombing some government facility, but the truth is that H2O Man is a 
trained Water Softener Something-or-other.  Do realize what could happen if he applied his obscure yet highly specialized skill set not for good, but for evil?  Do you have any clue?  I hate to think what would happen to the world if suddenly he waged jihad on the nation's water softeners.  If he started configuring them in such a way that would ensure excess water in the salt tank.
Goddamnit, we'd all have HARD WATER.  Do you know the half-life of hard water?  We'd have to live in subterranean colonies for thousands of years until it all evaporated.
I'm shivering.