Since you don't like what Obama is doing, why don't you pull a McVeigh. That will show everyone you have balls.
Sshhhhhhhh--don't encourage him, parados!
Of course you jest about him bombing some government facility, but the truth is that H2O Man is a trained Water Softener Something-or-other.
Do realize what could happen if he applied his obscure yet highly specialized skill set not for good, but for evil? Do you have any clue? I hate to think what would happen to the world if suddenly he waged jihad on the nation's water softeners. If he started configuring them in such a way that would ensure excess water in the salt tank.
Goddamnit, we'd all have HARD WATER. Do you know the half-life of hard water? We'd have to live in subterranean colonies for thousands of years until it all evaporated.