@edgarblythe,
Uncanny, edgar, exactly what I was going to post.
So (trash and largely forgotten):
Jerry was a racecar driver
He drove so goddamn fast
He never did win a checkered flag
But he never did come in last
- Primus, Jerry Was a Race Car Driver
Mr. Record Man, I'm looking for a song I heard today.
- Willie, Mr. Record Man (I think the title be)