OH!
wait wait wait...
I got another remarkable one, no one will get this for sure.
It's about this lady, see, she had syph or something, and had a bunch of kids and everthing. One of them was all deaf and everyone thought he was all retarded and ****.
All the kids around him were all dying and no one could take care of them and his mother probably didn't even know who his father was.
So like this kid should have been aborted and all because, hey, who needs this kind of stuff like deaf retarded kids born with a venereal diseases and are bastards and all to boot.
Right?
OMG you just aborted Beethoven!!!!!