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Were They Boinking? (A Game!)

 
 
Reply Tue 11 Nov, 2008 10:02 am
Welcome, everybody, to WERE THEY BOINKING? I'm your host, Gargamel, here to stump you by presenting a variety of famous duos who may or may not have at one time been exchanging genital secretions! Isn't this exciting? Why waste time editing marketing documents? Let's go!

Duo #1, Mary Poppins and Bert



Were they boinking?

Remember, the duo here are the actual characters from the movie, not the actors Julie Andrews and Dick Van Dyke.

I have my answer. What's yours?
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 11 Nov, 2008 10:05 am
@Gargamel,
If boinking is what I think it is, then yes - they were boinking! With a name
like Mary Poppins, what else do you expect?

Final answer: Yes!!

(What's the price?)
squinney
 
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Reply Tue 11 Nov, 2008 10:17 am
@CalamityJane,
I'll agree with Jane, Garg.

I'll take The Ricardo's for $1200 please....
CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 11 Nov, 2008 10:23 am
@squinney,
Oh, we can choose our price? WEll, then I'll take the steak knives - we all know
what the third price is, don't we?
DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 11 Nov, 2008 10:45 am
@Gargamel,
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/mary-poppins/727503/
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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 11 Nov, 2008 10:46 am
@CalamityJane,
A week in Cleveland?

I'd like to spin for the bonus boner round, please.
Gargamel
 
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Reply Tue 11 Nov, 2008 11:04 am
CJ and Squinney: you are CORRECT!

While Julie Andrews and Dick Van Dyke enjoyed a strictly professional relationship, one can glean from the above clip that, mid-song, Mary whispers into Bert's ear a promise to, finally, disrobe before him that evening. Hence Bert's flying delightedly like a little bird.

Second prize, a year's supply of Omaha steaks, goes to Squinney.

While CJ and a guest will enjoy a romantic Midwest getaway weekend at the ever-classy Sybaris pool suites in Mequon, Wisconsin http://www.sybaris.com/modules/main/

(Warning: scrub down the pool slide before using)

I now present Duo #2, Donny and Marie Osmond

http://www.osmond.com/backstage/photo-studio/photogallery/dm003.jpg

Were they boinking?
CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 11 Nov, 2008 11:04 am
@jespah,
No jes! First price is a Cadillac Eldorado, second price is a set of steak knives . Third price is you're fired. (Glengarry Glen Ross)
CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 11 Nov, 2008 11:07 am
@Gargamel,
Gargamel wrote:

While CJ and a guest will enjoy a romantic Midwest getaway weekend at the ever-classy Sybaris pool suites in Mequon, Wisconsin http://www.sybaris.com/modules/main/


Oh wow! Who knew the Midwest could be that classy. Thank you!
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 11 Nov, 2008 11:09 am
@Gargamel,
It's me again!

Donny and Marie are Mormons and we know how the Mormons perceive
sexual relations with relatives and minors all the while being in sync with their Mormon God who promotes polygamy. My answer is yes again.

Final answer: yes!
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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 11 Nov, 2008 11:10 am
@CalamityJane,


You tell me.
CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 11 Nov, 2008 11:33 am
@jespah,
That was a piece of some really, really bad TV. Drunk
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Tue 11 Nov, 2008 02:23 pm
@jespah,
My God, we have a winner. Though we are all losers for having watched that...video. I'm at a loss for words. It's like a nightmarish marriage of Gary Glitter, community theater, and quaaludes.

Jespah, you win the Ken Burns Jazz documentary--all 723 DVDs! And a bag of Werthers Orginals.

Duo #3: Brazil and the Ivory Coast

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/53/Pangaea_continents.png/533px-

They were at one time literally inseparable. But was the Mesozoic-era relationship between the easternmost tip of South America and the west coast of Africa chaste? Or were they boinking?
Gargamel
 
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Reply Tue 11 Nov, 2008 02:26 pm
Jesus Christ am I bored.
CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 11 Nov, 2008 02:30 pm
@Gargamel,
Oh come on Garg, you're sliding. This is way too easy.
Look at this Brazilian native and tell me they weren't boinking, eh?

http://k43.pbase.com/v3/99/587999/2/48304365.Nuevacarpeta6febr2005BrazilianManenCopacabanaRiodeJaneiroBRASIL.jpg
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sozobe
 
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Reply Tue 11 Nov, 2008 02:41 pm
@Gargamel,
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/a/a4/BertAndErnieSideBySide.jpg

?
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parados
 
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Reply Tue 11 Nov, 2008 02:54 pm
@Gargamel,
Of course they were boinking. You don't move clear around the world to get away from someone you were just friends with.
Gargamel
 
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Reply Tue 11 Nov, 2008 04:56 pm
@parados,
Parados wins a Swiffer Wet Jet.

I don't imagine anyone here, not even Jane, can answer Soz's question, which has baffled several generations.

Were Bert and Ernie having puppet sex?
DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 11 Nov, 2008 05:03 pm
@Gargamel,
Gargamel wrote:
Were Bert and Ernie having puppet sex?

They are roommates. Roommates are a pain in the ass. QED.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 11 Nov, 2008 05:06 pm
http://science.ksc.nasa.gov/images/landing-747.gif
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