Were They Boinking? (A Game!)

If boinking is what I think it is, then yes - they were boinking! With a name
like Mary Poppins, what else do you expect?

Final answer: Yes!!

(What's the price?)

I'll agree with Jane, Garg.

I'll take The Ricardo's for $1200 please....

Oh, we can choose our price? WEll, then I'll take the steak knives - we all know
what the third price is, don't we?

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/mary-poppins/727503/

A week in Cleveland?

I'd like to spin for the bonus boner round, please.

CJ and Squinney: you are CORRECT!

While Julie Andrews and Dick Van Dyke enjoyed a strictly professional relationship, one can glean from the above clip that, mid-song, Mary whispers into Bert's ear a promise to, finally, disrobe before him that evening. Hence Bert's flying delightedly like a little bird.

Second prize, a year's supply of Omaha steaks, goes to Squinney.

While CJ and a guest will enjoy a romantic Midwest getaway weekend at the ever-classy Sybaris pool suites in Mequon, Wisconsin http://www.sybaris.com/modules/main/

(Warning: scrub down the pool slide before using)

I now present Duo #2, Donny and Marie Osmond



Were they boinking?

No jes! First price is a Cadillac Eldorado, second price is a set of steak knives . Third price is you're fired. (Glengarry Glen Ross)

Oh wow! Who knew the Midwest could be that classy. Thank you!

It's me again!

Donny and Marie are Mormons and we know how the Mormons perceive
sexual relations with relatives and minors all the while being in sync with their Mormon God who promotes polygamy. My answer is yes again.

Final answer: yes!

You tell me.

That was a piece of some really, really bad TV.

My God, we have a winner. Though we are all losers for having watched that...video. I'm at a loss for words. It's like a nightmarish marriage of Gary Glitter, community theater, and quaaludes.

Jespah, you win the Ken Burns Jazz documentary--all 723 DVDs! And a bag of Werthers Orginals.

Duo #3: Brazil and the Ivory Coast



They were at one time literally inseparable. But was the Mesozoic-era relationship between the easternmost tip of South America and the west coast of Africa chaste? Or were they boinking?

Jesus Christ am I bored.

Oh come on Garg, you're sliding. This is way too easy.
Look at this Brazilian native and tell me they weren't boinking, eh?

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Of course they were boinking. You don't move clear around the world to get away from someone you were just friends with.

Parados wins a Swiffer Wet Jet.

I don't imagine anyone here, not even Jane, can answer Soz's question, which has baffled several generations.

Were Bert and Ernie having puppet sex?

They are roommates. Roommates are a pain in the ass. QED.

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