What's on your mind?

Too many. Although, I've learned to slow it down a bit.

if Halley Barry would marry HArrya CArey, would she be Halley Barry CArey?

You have thoughts like that? I am jealous.

Now I'll be thinking about this all day.

If Olivia Newton John married Elton John, then John John Kennedy

She'd be Mrs. John John John John.

If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.

If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali.

If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho.

If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra.

If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg (hey, it's the '90's!), he'd be Cat Doggy Dogg.

If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.

If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Munster.

If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting.

If Liv Ullman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced him and married Jerry Mathers, she'd be Liv Ito Beaver.

If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.

How about a baseball marriage? If Boog Powell married Felipe Alou, he'd be Boog Alou.

If G. Gordon Liddy married Boutros-Boutros Ghali, then divorced him to marry Kenny G., he'd be G. Ghali G.

Nog (Quark's brother on "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine") has no other name, so he uses it twice when getting a marriage license. IF he married Howard Hughes, and then Pamela Dare, he'd be Nog Nog Hughes Dare.

If Shirley Jones married Tom Ewell, then Johnny Rotten, then Nathan Hale, she'd be Shirley Ewell Rotten Hale.

If Jack Handy (SNL writer) married Andy Capp, then married Jack Paar, then moved on to Stephen King, he'd be Jack Handy Capp Paar King.

If Javier Lopez married Keiko the whale, and Edith Piaf married Rose Tu the elephant, they would be Javier Keiko and Edith Tu.

If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.

If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory Peck,divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur.

If Dolly Parton married Tommy Smothers, then went even further back in show business and married Mr. Lucky, then divorced and married Martin Short,then divorced and married football kicker Ray Guy, we could all nod understandingly when we heard, Dolly Parton Smothers Lucky Short Guy.

One minute I'm - "uhhhhh", next minute, there are so many that I get confused. Clear concise thought - is what I strive for. Maybe tomorrow.

Wow Chai. That's a lot of thoughts in one minute. Those are funny - crap - now I am overthinking what I am posting...I keep editing. SHAT.

Thank you Cliff hanger, farmerman, chai2, mismi, for your input.
farmerman. We haven't threaded since pumpkin seeds and borscht soup. Heard you had some health issues. "Im in a hospital" thread, says your doing o.k. That is good.
chai2. Any relation to chai? Gauging the laughing cramp I received from reading your post, your one in the same.

okay Alex...realistically - depends on my focus - as I already somewhat touched on...Really hard to say - since I talk stream of consciousness - write that way too sometimes. Thought processes follow the same route.

This link says we have 50,000 thoughts per day (up to or around)
http://www.sentientdevelopments.com/2007/03/managing-your-50000-daily-thoughts.html
so around 35 per minute? Is that right? There is no way I can be conscious of all 35 thoughts is there?

blows my mind.

hair

I'm a thinker, so quite a few usually. I have been told I think too much many times. Funny, I didn't realize one could think too much.

Do you think it is 35 per minute littlek? I had no idea that it could be that much in a minute. Or...maybe I am not understanding correctly - 35 seperate and distinct thoughts? 60 seconds...wow

You have a hairy brain Reyn?

Kris thinking about the meaning of life.
"Hmm, what should I have for breakfast tomorrow?"

No, there's hair on my head that houses my brain.

So, what's on my mind......

[drumroll]

soooooooooo many thoughts and now even more to think about lol

You think too much. Here's an old Navajo tale.

Rabbit gets up and goes looking for breakfast. Rabbit knows there are hawks around, so he stays under the sage and rabbitbush. Now, it happens that Hawk also gets up and goes looking for breakfast. Perches in a pinion at the top of the canyon, and gazes around. Nothing. He goes soaring out over the canyon. Still nothing. Frustrated, or just smart, he lets out this blood curdling scream. Rabbit, hidden in the brush thinks, Hawk sees me. Run Rabbit, run. Hawk has breakfast.

Navajo tells you you think too much, it's time to reappraise the situation.

Neat article mismi. Bananas anyone? As your article stated: too many people, spend too much time, thinking about the past and future. People over analyze, like Rogers Navajo story.
Why do people put stock into what other strangers think?
littlek. Can you recommend a hearty rhododendron suited for Michigans climate?

Thanks Alex - I learned something new. Always a good thing



Reyn has set us up with a drumroll....where are you Reyn?

Here, for a few minutes.....