Odourless underpants
A US company has performed a great service to humanity by inventing an underwear fabric that absorbs all smells.
Yes, but is Subtle Butt underwear flame-proof?
The material is inserted into a pair of pants with two self-adhesive strips and traps any pongs or whiffs, reports The Sun.
The 'gas neutralisers' are made from carbon fabric that has undergone activated carbon anti-microbial treatment. Called Subtle Butt, they sell in five-packs for about £5.
They were invented by a company called Garment Guard which already sells disposable cotton underarm inserts which absorb perspiration to prevent embarrassing wet marks.
The company blurb says: "From the brilliant minds at Garment Guard comes our newest product, Subtle Butt.
"This pack of 5 saving graces effectively filters the odour caused by flatulence. Simply stick it in the right place and you're ready for a chilli cook-off."
However, the fabric, called Subtle Butt, does not silence noises - so does not signal the end of embarrassing flatulence.
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