"Danger. Do not Touch. Not only will this kill you, it will hurt the whole time you're dying."
Asians are just so polite, aren't they?
Damn it, I've got some photos of funny signs, but they predate this whole "digital" thing. Plus, I don't keep track of my **** and don't know where to find them, if they haven't been lost in a move.
In Berkeley, CA, where streets are lettered, there's a big exit sign -- I think on I-580 -- that reads
A Street
Downtown
In Joshua Tree National Park, during a bone-dry winter a decade or so ago, I came across a sign poking out of the desert that said,
No Swimming
In Lucerne a year or more before that, I saw (and, similarly, photographed) a sign for a Chinese restaurant named
Hung-To Court
And there's another one that actually popped into my mind to make my want to post on this thread, and now I've forgotten it. Damn it.
Will fix computers with a condition...
Todd's job is to notify next of kin...
Rivet placement makes this one odd...
@Robert Gentel,
I'm sorry...I know this isn't a sign...but it just took my fancy:
"Never be Bothered by Jehovah's Witnesses Again"