"pneumosparklyosis, commonly known as glitter lung"
"schools don't want to stand up to Big Glitter"
This part made me grin too:
Quote:
A 1993 epidemic of sequin fibrosis, which primarily affected dancers in the Las Vegas, NV area, was seen as an isolated case. Now, however, [..] macaroni elbow, modeling clay palsy, crayon flu, and googly-eye are sidelining thousands of teachers each year.
I need to send them both to a freelance writer I frequently contract, she puts "scare quotes" around almost any jargon or term and makes them sound dubious as a result.