@tsarstepan,
tsarstepan wrote:
That sign has a lot of photoshopping done I bet.
Starting with the image of Cthulu...
Actually, there's a place that sells those church signs, and they have an interactive app that will let you create sample messages.
Edit: Actually it's just a website, they don't sell the signs themselves.
http://www.says-it.com/churchsigns/sign10.php
Welcome to the First Church of Polydeism (there are many gods, and they're all ignoring us). Located just west of Toledo Ohio. Click "About" for details.
Description
Believe it or not, we're a real church that was started accidentally by five high school teachers in Toledo. We were sick and tired of having to go outside to smoke whenever we went to the bar to shoot a little pool, so naturally we did the only logical thing we could think of and bought a foreclosed church in order to have a little tax-deductible clubhouse.
Screwing around with the sign out front, we wound up with people actually showing up for services. The bastards. Now we have services every other Sunday, a "congregation" of over fifty people, and one very confused agnostic minster.
The sign in front of our church is in horrible shape and still reads a faded "Baptist" from the previous owner. So we use a computer generated one on facebook. But all of the signs are ours, and original. If we ever decide to invest in one with our name on it, we'll start posting pics of that one. And yes, we'll probably use Cthulhu on it. After all, Cthulhu is one of the gods you want to be ignored by...
BTW: If you want to see all of our new photos you need to hover your cursor over the "Liked" button, which will give you a drop down menu. Select "Settings," then select "All Updates." We only post once every four or five days, so we won't be cramming your newsfeed.
@panzade,
It would be best if this church were located in Providence Rhode Island instead of Toledo.
"Hi, I'm your waiter Carl.
000000000000000Where you goin?"
@vonny,
you can't get there from here !
