Never hit your ex-wife with a hammer.

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It leaves a bad impression on her mind.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14859827/

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Police: Intruder strangled by nurse was hit man
Man was allegedly hired by woman's husband to kill her, not a burglar

PORTLAND, Ore. - When Susan Kuhnhausen returned home from work one day earlier this month, she encountered an intruder wielding a claw hammer. After a struggle, the 51-year-old nurse fended off her attacker by strangling him with her bare hands.

Neighbors praised the woman for her bravery, and investigators said they believed the dead man " Edward Dalton Haffey " was burglarizing Kuhnhausen’s home.

But after an investigation, police now say the intruder Kuhnhausen strangled was apparently a hit man hired by her estranged husband " Michael James Kuhnhausen Sr. " to kill her.

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Hitman botches job and victim kills him bare-handed = EPIC FAIL!

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[+3] - DrewDad - 08/26/2008Also, one must wonder at the problem-solving skills of the husband. When your only tool is a hammer, all problems look like nails....

@DrewDad,

She probably weighs about 700 pounds and just sat on the poor sap.

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Thing is hitmen can't list references on their resumes.... so how do ya know? Let the buyer beware...

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@DrewDad,

That's the kind of woman I want on my team.

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@edgarblythe,

I know, right? Much better for her to be with you than agin you.

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@edgarblythe,

Also, one must wonder at the problem-solving skills of the husband.

When your only tool is a hammer, all problems look like nails....

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@DrewDad,

Almost any method is more creative than a hammer. If I hired an assassin, I would check him for both smarts and physical strength, after reading this.

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@DrewDad,

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When your only tool is a hammer, all problems look like nails....

So you think he actually hired the guy to "nail" his ex wife?

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Never hit your grandma with a shovel. It leaves a bad impression on her mind.

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@chai2,

Go back and read the first line in my post....

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@DrewDad,

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...But after an investigation, police now say the intruder Kuhnhausen strangled was apparently a hit man hired by her estranged husband " Michael James Kuhnhausen Sr. " to kill her.

Would that be her "recently deceased" estranged husband, or just her "afraid to step out of the house" estranged husband? Laughing

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@cjhsa,

I PROBABLY WASN'T A HIT MAN HER HUSBAND GOT, BUT SOME GUY HE DID'T LIKE THAT WAS UNAWARE OF HOW LETHAL THE WIFE WAS!! LOL

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