I Am Tan, Well Rested, and Nearly 50 Feet Tall.

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE don't!

Let's just say a lot of shade is provided and leave it at that.

Thinking, Purple Rain..










background music.

Well, this is probably all far past the dour Mr. Pen(not Pem)berthy's realm of imagination.

I think instead I'll focus on putting some savories on that table. Care to join me?

Of course, of course! It's a complete coincidence that Mr. P posts so soon just after Chai does.

[wink wink, nudge, nudge]

Welcome back to........you both!

[cough]