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I Am Tan, Well Rested, and Nearly 50 Feet Tall.

 
 
Reply Sun 10 Aug, 2008 09:01 am
This island life seems to suit my countenance. I cannot understand why I am still the only resident of this magical island. If any lonely a2k ladies are passing this way, please pay me the courtesy of your company.

I can perform miracles with cocoanuts, and divine ancient secrets with breadfruit.
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Sun 10 Aug, 2008 09:03 am
BBB
By any chance are you Lord Ellpus returned?

BBB
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sun 10 Aug, 2008 09:06 am
Re: I Am Tan, Well Rested, and Nearly 50 Feet Tall.
Mr Penberthy wrote:
This island life seems to suit my countenance. I cannot understand why I am still the only resident of this magical island. If any lonely a2k ladies are passing this way, please pay me the courtesy of your company.

I can perform miracles with cocoanuts, and divine ancient secrets with breadfruit.


Show us what you can do with your coconuts then.
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Mr Penberthy
 
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Reply Sun 10 Aug, 2008 09:08 am
Please do not mention his name in my presence again. I was his humble servant for many years, and suffered grave injustices in the name of servitude.
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Sun 10 Aug, 2008 09:08 am
BBB
I believe he said "cocoanuts."

BBB
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Sun 10 Aug, 2008 09:12 am
Re: BBB
BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:
I believe he said "cocoanuts" not coconuts.

BBB


Maybe it's a British thing, like the way they spell color/colour.

(Longing for the return of Lord E., like the return of King Arthur)
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 10 Aug, 2008 09:13 am
Yo, penberthy. Sup?
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Sun 10 Aug, 2008 09:15 am
BBB
No, he knows women love chocolate:

http://www.watercolorsbyceci.com/Cocoanuts.JPG
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 10 Aug, 2008 09:19 am
Re: I Am Tan, Well Rested, and Nearly 50 Feet Tall.
Mr Penberthy wrote:
This island life seems to suit my countenance. I cannot understand why I am still the only resident of this magical island. If any lonely a2k ladies are passing this way, please pay me the courtesy of your company.

I can perform miracles with cocoanuts, and divine ancient secrets with breadfruit.



Gosh, how much I missed you here, you'll never know! http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/3697/wubjn0.gif
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Sun 10 Aug, 2008 09:19 am
A beloved friend has returned
A beloved friend has returned. Welcome home! Time for a celebration!

BBB
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jespah
 
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Reply Sun 10 Aug, 2008 09:26 am
No, this is not Lord Ellpus; it is his (former) manservant.

Mr. Penberthy, do you, um, do anything interesting with bananas?
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Sun 10 Aug, 2008 09:27 am
jespah wrote:
No, this is not Lord Ellpus; it is his (former) manservant.

Mr. Penberthy, do you, um, do anything interesting with bananas?


Do you really want to know, Jespah? I think his avatar is his real face.
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Mr Penberthy
 
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Reply Sun 10 Aug, 2008 09:30 am
I see that not much has changed around here.


I've not seen a ripe banana in several years.


Harumph.
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Sun 10 Aug, 2008 09:34 am
Mr. Penberthy
http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/775/513326.JPG

A2K banana tree waiting for you.

BBB
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sun 10 Aug, 2008 09:35 am
Dear Mr. Penberthy. I will be there, with my mother and with aunt Klara.... I can only stay for a few days,unfortunately, but they can stay for an indeterminate amount of time. They will have your island marching in lines in no time..
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Sun 10 Aug, 2008 09:37 am
BBB
Where does the line begin?

BBB
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Izzie
 
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Reply Sun 10 Aug, 2008 09:37 am
Hey Mr Penberthy

Up for an island visit too!


Working on the tan Smile
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Sun 10 Aug, 2008 09:41 am
BBB
I heard that Mr. Penberthy came into a little money. He opened a resort on his island with lovely white sand and palm trees. Wonderful accommodations, and handsome cabana boys waiting for the women to arrive.

BBB
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Sun 10 Aug, 2008 10:19 am
we can assume that Penberthy was responsible for the demise of Lord Ellpus then? I shall inform Scotland Yard...
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roger
 
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Reply Sun 10 Aug, 2008 11:10 am
Well, well, well. . . . Good
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