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Woman arrested over lasagne attack

 
 
Reyn
 
Reply Wed 6 Aug, 2008 09:41 am
Woman arrested over lasagne attack

Police have arrested a woman for allegedly attacking her husband with a frozen lasagne.

http://iateapie.net/images/leanlasag.jpg
Here is the weapon that was used

The suspected case of 'lasagne abuse' occurred in Atlantic Beach, Florida, where Amanda Trott was having an argument with her husband.

According to Metro, a neighbour called the police - when they arrived, Mr. Trott claimed he had been slapped in the face and then had the frozen meal thrown at him by his wife.

It's reported the lasagne hit him on the head - police say Mrs. Trott later admitted to the attack.

"In my opinion, it hurts very much and will cause welts. It's like throwing a block of ice, and it's very heavy," commented Sgt. David Cameron.

Mrs. Trott was arrested and charged with domestic battery, while - just to complete an excellent day for him - her husband was also arrested and charged with an unrelated injunction violation.
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Chai
 
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Reply Wed 6 Aug, 2008 10:42 am
She would have been able to inflict a lot more harm if it had been a good old fashioned homemade lasagna, right out of the oven.

People today just don't care about doing things right.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Wed 6 Aug, 2008 09:16 pm
Yes, quite right. It's a society dependent on convenience.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 6 Aug, 2008 09:40 pm
Wrong lasagna.



Next?
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 6 Aug, 2008 09:43 pm
What happened to the good old frying pan for lambasting errant husbands? I mean, knock the son of a gun down if you are truly serious.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 6 Aug, 2008 11:48 pm
Well, noodles can drape.
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msolga
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2008 01:52 am
Chai wrote:
People today just don't care about doing things right.


Indeed. A frozen leg of lamb would have been much more effective for the job!
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solipsister
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2008 02:46 am
Not the first time that Jack and Jill Trott have been in
the news.


Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after.
Up got Jack, and home did trot As fast as he could caper
He went to bed and bound his head
With vinegar and brown paper.
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raprap
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2008 02:59 am
Newspaper Headline

Man beats wife to death with cooked broccoli

next time, he vows, I'll use cauliflower.


Rap
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2008 03:02 am
Reyn wrote:
http://iateapie.net/images/leanlasag.jpg
Here is the weapon that was used
those things, purporting to be good for you, are loaded with cholesterol and fat...

<shudders>
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Reyn
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2008 07:57 am
ossobuco wrote:
Wrong lasagna.

Next?

Actually, if one looks in the Oxford Dictionary, one will note that it is spelled lasagne.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2008 07:58 am
Region Philbis wrote:
those things, purporting to be good for you, are loaded with cholesterol and fat...

<shudders>

hehe, She should have made him eat it then, rather than throwing it at him! Laughing
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solipsister
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2008 07:52 pm
raprap wrote:
Newspaper Headline

Man beats wife to death with cooked broccoli

next time, he vows, I'll use cauliflower.


Rap


Cruciferous punishment left her a vegetable.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2008 08:29 pm
My italian dizionario has it as lasagne in UK, lasagna in US, and, ta da, in italiano, the word is lasagne in both singular and plural.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2008 08:32 pm
Hey, noodles are usually comforting. This is clearly lasagne misuse.
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