Nudist Germans told to cover up

"[...] the sight of naked Germans on the nearby beach is offensive [...]"
Hmm, I wonder if it would matter if the nationality was Dutch, French, or Italian?

[smacks forehead]

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Nudist Germans told to cover up

German nudists have been told to cover up on a beach after the removal of border fences with Poland.

The view of nature lovers - which has so upset Polish politicians on the Baltic coast that they're accusing the Germans of being "perverts" - only came to light because of new EU rules.



But German holiday-makers say their neighbours are only getting an eyeful because they use binoculars.

Polish councillor Edward Zajac from the Swinoujscie region on Poland's north west coastal border says the sight of naked Germans on the nearby beach is offensive and that "undressing is a perversion".

But now German nudists have torn their neighbours off a strip for kinky voyeurism.

"This is a beach for nudists," said German tourist Elke Bernhol. "It's terrible the way Poles come over fully clothed and stare."

"We feel like monkeys in a zoo," said another, Ines Muller. "Poles come with binoculars, gape at us and swear."

The nude beach had been hidden for decades but became visible when Poland joined the EU's Schengen agreement on a borderless Europe last December and took down border fences that had blocked views onto the beach.