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Thu 24 Jul, 2008 03:34 pm
hehe, This is like shooting fish in a barrel, eh? Let the puns begin!
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Man superglues condom to penis to save on safe sex!
A Romanian man needed some help after his 'great idea' started to feel not so great. He had superglued his condom to his penis.
The 43-year-old father-of-five told doctors he and his wife didn't want any more children. Their obvious solution was to start using condoms, but the condoms Nicolae Popovici's wife bought were a bit 'roomy'.
The couples solution for this small problem was not to buy new condoms that did fit, but to make the big ones fit. One way or another.
They used superglue to glue the condom to the man's penis. This did not only solve the size-issue, but they could also re-use the condoms, so they thought.
After sex, the couple realised the condom was stuck and wouldn't come off. After trying everything they could think off (and these people are resourceful as you may have noticed) Nicolae went to the local medical clinic for help.
One of the nurses said: "He even said that he thought the condom could be used several times and that he wanted it stuck on his penis so he could use it again later. We barely managed to remove it in the end."
I have seen dumb. I have even been dumb. But, reyn, this time you have found the definition of dumb. This guy does not deserve a penis, after this. Billy Bob's sling blade should be employed.
it's a sticky situation no doubt.
that's where the rubber meets the load...
edgarblythe wrote:I have seen dumb. I have even been dumb. But, reyn, this time you have found the definition of dumb.
Hmmm, that sounds like a challenge! I'm sure I'll be able to do better than this story.
Hey Bear, thanks for dropping in! :wink:
Disheveled man stumbles out of a bar, fly open, penis hanging out. A police officer approaches as the drunk fumbles in his pockets. "I've lost my keys," he says.
Officer: "Let's see your driver's license."
Drunk: "I've lost it."
Officer: "Why is your fly open?"
Drunk (looking down) "Oh, no! I've lost my girlfriend."
I guess the concept of permanent bonding is lost on these folks.
I am beginning to be concerned about Reyn's fascination with penis stories.
Intrepid wrote:I am beginning to be concerned about Reyn's fascination with penis stories.
Rest assured, just a coincidence. I'll try for something completely different tomorrow.
Or not.....
Well, we started out as a penal colony, so this might qualify.......
There is an insect killer in Australia, the trademark/logo for which was an agitated dog running away from a hugh fly which was sitting on his tail. The slogan was - When you're on a good thing, stick to it!
Count yourself lucky to have insect killers. We're stuck with a bunch of pest control specialists.
lezzles wrote:Well, we started out as a penal colony, so this might qualify.......
There is an insect killer in Australia, the trademark/logo for which was an agitated dog running away from a hugh fly which was sitting on his tail. The slogan was - When you're on a good thing, stick to it!
Near as good as two bits of wood.
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