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Penis theft panic hits capital

 
 
Reyn
 
Reply Wed 23 Jul, 2008 08:52 pm
I would like to share this story with all my male readers here. Sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite! :wink:

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Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital

KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

Rumors of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.

Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.

"You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We've had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.

Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.

"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said.

"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.

Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.

"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Wed 23 Jul, 2008 08:57 pm
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but Dammit, leave my penis alone...

Rock
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Wed 23 Jul, 2008 09:01 pm
So, I have witchdoctors to blame for shrinkage.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 23 Jul, 2008 09:04 pm
boy carrying cap gun orders sundae'

Girl behind counter: Want chopped nuts?

Boy (pointing gun): Want your tits shot off?
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Reyn
 
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Reply Wed 23 Jul, 2008 09:08 pm
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

[wipes tears from eyes]
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jul, 2008 10:24 am
It seems to me they ought to enlist a private dick to investigate the matter.

Hiyoooooooooooo!
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jul, 2008 10:50 am
Reyn
Reyn, are you trying to start a panic among cjsha's friends?

BBB
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Gala
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jul, 2008 11:05 am
I had a clasmate in graduate school who was from Zimbabwe-- this same panic hit back in 2002 in his country.

Here was this guy, a PhD candidate, who was convinced if you shook the hand of someone who had visited the magician who cast a spell on you...your shlong would indeed fall off.

The conversation with him was exasperating and hilarious-- how could he believe such a thing? Nonetheless, he did not waver from believing it was true.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jul, 2008 12:23 pm
Those sorcerers can be real dicks.

We could make a fortune selling cruises to transsexuals.

Can we forward them all of our spam about penis size?
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