Chickens who like to play soccer

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Posted on July 22, 2007

Two chickens have become well known in China for their skills with a football.

http://www.chickenmcnugget.com/pics/fowl.jpg

Owner Ms Zhang says the two bantams have become addicted to the game.

"I found an unwanted football on the way home around three months ago, and brought it home and kicked it to the two cocks. They were scared at first," she told the People's Daily.

But after a while, the chickens started to play with and fight for the ball.

"I now bring them downstairs everyday to play football. They are quite addicted to the sport," she added.

"They know how to break through, slide-tackle, and make a fair charge."

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Reyn says:

Yeah, but can you get them to wear a uniform and the proper footwear?

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They play for the NFL -- The National Feathered League.

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Dogs play poker. What that has to do with this thread is a mystery to me. I leave it to someone else to figure it out.

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jespah wrote:

They play for the NFL -- The National Feathered League.

Score a 10 for Jes!

edgarblythe wrote:

Dogs play poker. What that has to do with this thread is a mystery to me. I leave it to someone else to figure it out.

No, I think there is deep meaning here, indeed! I'm going to mull this over and connect the dots. :wink:

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Yeah, you do that!

http://www.pethobbyist.com/articles/BirdHobbyist/Images/ChickenMillie.jpg

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Eva wrote:

Yeah, you do that!

Can't quite make it out. Is that chicken playing poker? Seems to have a good poker face!

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I thought so, too.

Now go ahead...connect the dots. Laughing

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One of the chickens got too eggsided. They had to pullet from the game.

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DrewDad wrote:

One of the chickens got too eggsided. They had to pullet from the game.

There is no god....

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dlowan wrote:

DrewDad wrote:
One of the chickens got too eggsided. They had to pullet from the game.

There is no god....

Jealous I got here first?

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DrewDad wrote:

dlowan wrote:
DrewDad wrote:
One of the chickens got too eggsided. They had to pullet from the game.

There is no god....

Jealous I got here first?

Nah...you have egg all over your face...your puns are fowl...you've really cocked it up....you've nothing to crow about...you put all your eggs in one basket and you dropped it....you've nothing to do but ball about it...you're an addled yolk.

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You will need to be farm-more creative than that if you want to get my groat.

But you won't hear a peep out of me from now on.

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DrewDad wrote:

You will need to be farm-more creative than that if you want to get my groat.

But you won't hear a peep out of me from now on.

One down...a whole flock to go....

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They are some good looking fowl.

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dlowan wrote:

One down...a whole flock to go....

Er... the collective noun for "chicken" is "brood" or "peep."

You flocked up.

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Eva wrote:

Now go ahead...connect the dots.

I've decided to pass! Shocked

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Drew, Deb, and Gala, thanks for your contributions to this thread! You guys are a priceless addition! Laughing

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