Nerd Alert

I have officially gone over to the side of the fence where people with pocket protectors and tape on their eyeglasses are sex gods.

I mentioned the other day I discovered a really nice public pool is right on my way home, and I've been stopping by to take a 1/2 hour dip at the end of the day.

Here's the thing...I can barely swim. I grew up with a deep fear of water, I can remember being scared of getting my hair washed in the shower.

I taught myself to swim when I was 16, and, if no one is around, I would have a jolly old time splashing about.

One thing I've never been able to do is keep water from going up my nose, ouch ouch ouch...if it happens while trying to swim, I usually start drowning.

I hate opening my eyes underwater also.

And, since I color my hair, I really don't want to subject it to chlorine.

So, I boughtmyself a speedo swim cap, like I'm going to the olympics or something.

I notice kids there, and some adults wear those eye goggles and I thought "I want some, but that won't keep water out of my nose"

I await the arrival from Amazon of my Speedo Vanquisher Plus Mirrored Swim Goggles, and my Speedo Competition Nose Clip

Free shipping.

I'm hoping Speedo will note I have now purchased 3 of their products, and we can work out a deal for my endorsements.