Help me decide what to do about my underwear dilemma.

gustavratzenhofer wrote:

I will bet any amount of money that Kicky is holding the phone in his hand right now, trying to remember the name of the pizza joint, and at the same time staring at his soiled underwear. Meanwhile, cockroaches scurry about the cupboard surface, consuming the food particles from weeks gone by and the single overhead bulb flickers and dies.

Kicky says, "Fock it!" and stumbles toward his bed, groping and grasping for familiar objects and falls down once or twice before he finds the sweet embrace of his stained mattress.

Am I the only one who has this image?

Yes.

NO!!!!!

Oh come on, Jane, don't tell me you've never gone commando before.

<smashing cockroaches with a rolled-up porno mag>

How can I kow if I ever "gone commando style" if I don't know what it is.

So what is it?? Going bare, without underpants?

What's the big deal? Jesus, woman! Do you not understand what is going on here?

Oh please bear. On a hot summer day there is nothing better...

I haven't worn underwear.... well... practically since I was 10..