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Sun 11 May, 2008 02:38 pm
It was 3:00 this afternoon when I finally took a shower, put on a new pair of underwear and went to shoot some hoops at some courts in my neighborhood. I got a little sweaty, but since it was the first time I've tried to play basketball since a year ago, when I tore my achilles' tendon, it wasn't a real heavy work-out. A half hour or so, then back home, where I quickly stripped naked, sat on the edge of the coffee table and gave my slightly sore, but recovering nicely, achilles' tendon an excellent ice massage. Then I turned on the game, and basked in the glow of my positive health prospects for a while.
Now it's like 4:30, and I feel like getting some food. I've been standing here in my living room naked and conflicted, staring down at my underwear for the past ten minutes, unable to decide what to do. Now that I've played basketball in these babies for a little while, are they unavailable for use until the next laundry cycle? I don't like walking around in sweaty underwear, but it was a light workout, and I only wore them for an hour or so at most. It is a brand new pair of underwear, by the way. I don't know if that matters.
Do you think the underwear I took off after the light workout is still available for use for this day? Or do you think that once you take the underwear off after any physical activity, it is officially the end of the business day for that particular pair of underwear? What should I do?
Commando style.
PS Watch the zippers.
Ah, there's an option I hadn't thought of. I haven't gone commando in public for years.
kickycan wrote:Their brand new!
That is very unlike Kicky to butcher the language in such a fashion.
This must indeed be a trauma to have caused such a blatant error.
Sometimes I will wear my underwear for months at a time without washing them, simply for using the end result as a cheap frisbee.
There their underwear stood.
They're not happy about the stance.
There their underwear stands while they're there deciding whether to wear their underwear again.
I think maybe I'll just stay naked and have food delivered.
Imagine the shock and disgust on the pizza delivery guy's face when he is greeted by a naked kicky and soiled underwear nearby.
I just threw up.
Gotta wash this friggin keyboard now.
you showered before you worked out?
that's wacky...
I wanted to look and smell good. You know, in case there were any broads around.
I will bet any amount of money that Kicky is holding the phone in his hand right now, trying to remember the name of the pizza joint, and at the same time staring at his soiled underwear. Meanwhile, cockroaches scurry about the cupboard surface, consuming the food particles from weeks gone by and the single overhead bulb flickers and dies.
Kicky says, "Fock it!" and stumbles toward his bed, groping and grasping for familiar objects and falls down once or twice before he finds the sweet embrace of his stained mattress.
Am I the only one who has this image?
Once off, they have retired until the next laundry....unless you stayed over somewhere you were not expecting to (or you think that packing an extra pair of knickers is hubristic and will jinx you, like making the bed does....but that's another story).
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