The Only Thing That Pisses Me Off More Than Being Late....

Are you pregnant again?

God no!

It's just that this friend, who we helped move and renovate has stood us up three times now instead of coming to help us move.

And the excuses are getting more lame.

Oh, that's indeed aggravating.

Just leave him/her a message on the machine asking: "Are we friends
only when you need us to help you?" If you don't get a reply, consider
her/him a "frenemy" (former friend, now enemy).

I was going to come in here singing the Barenaked Ladies "She's On Time". Have you ever heard that song? Hilarious!

or what about that song that says

"you talk too much and you never shut up.. Oh yeah.. "




remember that one? )
Its great!