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Females who work in movie theaters are really stupid.

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DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 21 Apr, 2008 07:12 am
I think Primotivo is actually Kicky's attempt to imitate Slappy.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 21 Apr, 2008 07:18 am
Imitate me?? Please do not pimp smack me that hard.

The bitch was dumb because it's not butter either. As I heard one guy at the movie theatre put it, "would you like butter flavored topping on your popcorn?"

I'm all, "please hold the butter flavored topping on my popcorn." Because you see, I dig movie theatre popcorn the most with no butter flavored topping.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 21 Apr, 2008 08:34 am
That yellow salt they have at the theater . . . that's the best . . .

I'd refer to Primitivo as a brainless, lying dick, but that would be an insult to dicks everywhere . . .
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Mon 21 Apr, 2008 09:58 am
The anger that Primo seems to generate is even funnier than his posts.
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Linkat
 
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Reply Mon 21 Apr, 2008 10:03 am
Re: Females who work in movie theaters are really stupid.
Primotivo wrote:
I finally realized that.

You guys know what I'm talking about. I went to the movies tonight and got some puffed corn (I call it puffed corn because only inbred hick farmers call it popcorn). Anyway I'm trying to be a part time model you see...and I was talking to my agent on my blackberry (brag) and the lady behind the counter asked if I wanted butter on it. I was like "WHY EVEN ASK YOU DUMB REDNECK?!". I was so pissed. Like, really who doesn't want butter on their puffed corn? It was so obnoxious of her to interrupt my very important phone call. By the time that douche got my puffed corn fixed I was so exasperated that I just threw it right back in her face. Anyway the manager came out and told me to leave and never come back. I didn't even get to see the new Al Pacino film that was playing. Stupid broads like this need to be dealt with, am I right?

Discuss...
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I don't like butter on my puffed corn - it isn't really butter either.
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boomerang
 
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Reply Mon 21 Apr, 2008 10:04 am
It really isn't puffed corn either. Puffed corn is a type of breakfast cereal.
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Linkat
 
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Reply Mon 21 Apr, 2008 10:06 am
boomerang wrote:
It really isn't puffed corn either. Puffed corn is a type of breakfast cereal.


Yeah but I was humoring the guy - he seems to have issues or be a bit slow if you know what I mean.
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JPB
 
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Reply Mon 21 Apr, 2008 10:24 am
I think it's a she.
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Linkat
 
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Reply Mon 21 Apr, 2008 12:07 pm
JPB wrote:
I think it's a she.


We use "guy" as being a boy or girl - as you how youse guys doing? It is a weird Boston thing. Although I was thinking guy as guy not boy/girl - either way guy or girl or other what I said applies.
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Chumly
 
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Reply Mon 21 Apr, 2008 12:27 pm
Quote:
What are your best snack choices at the movies?

And how many calories are packed in that hot buttered popcorn?
1. What contains more calories? A box of donuts or a large bucket of buttered popcorn at the movies?

1 dozen Glazed Krispy Kreme Donuts

1 Large Bucket of Movie Popcorn, Buttered



2. So how many calories really are in that big bucket of hot buttered popcorn at your movie theater?

About 875 calories

About 1,650



3. What about the large 32-ounce soda?

About 800

About 450


4. Pick the smarter snack:

Dots

Milk Duds



5. How many calories does a king sized box of Milk Duds contain at the movies?

About 900 calories

About 1,500 calories



6. Hot Tamales (yes, we are talking about the red candies) contain zero fat.

True

False



7. How much sodium does a large movie pickle contain?

About 1,250 mg

About 3,500 mg



8. How many calories will a 200 pound individual burn while watching a 2 hour movie?

Nothing because there is no activity going on.

About 216 calories.








HOW DID YOU DO?

8 Correct Answers - Excellent! Go enjoy a juicy red apple!

4-7 Correct Answers - Good! Go enjoy a Golden Delicious apple!

1-3 Correct Answers - Fair. Take 1 multi-vitamin and continue to visit Diet Bites daily. Go enjoy a Granny Smith apple!

0 Correct Answers - Retake the test. No peeking! Go enjoy a juicy red apple! Be sure and check for worms. (in the apple)

http://www.dietbites.com/article1086.html
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djjd62
 
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Reply Mon 21 Apr, 2008 12:39 pm
Re: Females who work in movie theaters are really stupid.
Primotivo wrote:
I didn't even get to see the new Al Pacino film that was playing.


you should thank her, from everything i've heard the movie is a dud
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Mon 21 Apr, 2008 12:49 pm
Re: Females who work in movie theaters are really stupid.
Okay, this was Primotivo's finest post yet. It was like some kinda masterpiece. I'm pretty sure at this point that he is doing a very good parody of himself...this stuff can't be for real:

Primotivo wrote:
I went to the movies tonight and got some puffed corn (I call it puffed corn because only inbred hick farmers call it popcorn).


Quote:
Anyway I'm trying to be a part time model you see...and I was talking to my agent on my blackberry (brag)


Quote:
Like, really who doesn't want butter on their puffed corn? It was so obnoxious of her to interrupt my very important phone call.


Hee! "(brag)" I love that. And "my very important phone call" -- that's when I made up my mind that Primotivo is being ridiculous on purpose...no one could say that seriously, could they? I doubt it...
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Chumly
 
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Reply Mon 21 Apr, 2008 12:54 pm
Re: Females who work in movie theaters are really stupid.
cyphercat wrote:
...no one could say that seriously, could they? I doubt it...
I often have a bit of my tongue stuck in my cheek when posting, although with you my tongue is restrained.
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Chai
 
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Reply Mon 21 Apr, 2008 12:55 pm
When I'm on a very important phone call, I always make sure I'm standing in line at the concession stand at the local googolplex.

If I'm not in a crowded theater, at least I find a public restroom and flush the toilet incessantly while talking.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 21 Apr, 2008 12:58 pm
Elevators are the only acceptable public place to fart.










oh wait.

Im not really adding to the conversation am I?
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Chai
 
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Reply Mon 21 Apr, 2008 01:03 pm
oh no, you are.

I ride up and down the elevators in high rises after eating boiled cabbage and egg salad.

When someone gets on I say "Is is me or does it stink in here?"



Getting back to the topic though, what really good at the theater is letting one rip durng a really quite scene in a movie.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 21 Apr, 2008 01:06 pm
or throwing chunks of wet popcorn at peoples heads when you sneeze
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Eva
 
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Reply Mon 21 Apr, 2008 02:48 pm
That was YOU!!!!! Shocked Evil or Very Mad
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Mon 21 Apr, 2008 03:19 pm
Re: Females who work in movie theaters are really stupid.
Chumly wrote:
. . . although with you my tongue is restrained.


Why?! Mine isn't with you!

Wait, what?
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Tue 22 Apr, 2008 08:59 am
It is believed that the Wampanoag tribe first introduced puffed corn, or "dandruff of the gods," to the pilgrims at the first Thanksgiving in Plymouth, Mass.

Now don't you look like a bunch of a-holes.
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