Untrue statements

"i don't really have to work - if i'd want to , i could quit right now ! "

"i've NEVER felt better in my whole life "

"i can still stand on my head "

"limp handshakes don't bother me at all "

"drinking has never be a problem to me - i have quit many times "

"one day my train will arrive - you just watch me "

"i just gave him a stern look and he backed right off "

"i'll stop waisting my time on this darned computer - i have a mind of my own " :wink:

"just one more entry and i'll definetely quit for good "

"......"

",,,, "

"please , help , somebody - i can't get off the chair !"



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"It's not the size......" Ha! Just kidding!

"This won't hurt a bit..."

I'm the nicest guy you'll ever meet.

"I always can find something to say."

"I'm good at small talk."

True -

I am good at crossword puzzles, but not as good as Roberta.

Grinding wrenching handshakes really bother me.

I have patience for wrong number calls.

False -

I have lots of patience for sales calls. (read that as none)

Heights don't worry me a bit. Well, they don't if I'm not at cliff edge without a rail, a good beefy railing.

Money Bags is my middle name.

"I never doubt myself."

"I always do the right thing."

"I don't mind the smell of smoke at all."

"i will ALWAYS tell the truth !"

"i have met many famous people ,,, but i really don't want to brag about it ! did i tell you that i met .... ... he was really pleased to see me "

"I absolutely adore getting my picture taken."

"Housework is fun!"

"Aging is grand!"

"Life is always fair."

"I don't have a sarcastic bone in my body."

"I have a vivid imagination."

"I like my neighbors."

"really did't mind getting an unsolicited phone call why were having dinner - after all , those people have to make a living too"

"those brown leaves in the lettuce didn't bother us at all - someone has to eat them , can't expect the store to pay for it "

"a little sour milk in the coffee never hurt anyone"

"mrs h never complains when i spent an extra hour at the library and forget the buns and milk on the way home - she understands the pressure i'm under"

"those young people in the motel room next to us sure made a racket all night and we couldn't sleep , but it really didn't bother us - we were once young too"

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Good stuff, H!

"I don't get mad, I get even!"

"I have no problem with my woman making more money than me."

"I don't see color - wasn't raised that way."

"I don't have time for fear - death doesn't scare me."

" Yes dear. It was good for me too"

I'm always calm.

I never complain.

I'm not good at small talk.

What, me worry? Never.




BTW, Thanks osso for the crossword puzzle nod. Truth: I am good at word games.

Yessir, I'll get on it first thing in the morning.

Yeah, OK, I'll get back to you on that as soon as possible.

I never put off til tomorrow, etc. ... (what I can put off altogether.)

Perhaps the early bird catches the worm, perhaps it doesn't; but it's unassailable that the early worm is for the birds.

Forsooth, some good grains may be winnowed here.

"I see everyone as a useful member of society."

"Grocery shopping is a fun experience."

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yes that is true !
if nothing else , he can always be used to demonstrate what NOT to become - and scare the living daylights out of the kids . :wink: