Did he/she really just say that?

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I know we all have our moments but...

Have you ever heard someone say something so utterly stupid or unbelievable that you wanted to walk over and ask "Did you really just say what I think you said?"

I was at the Houston Zoo last summer taking some reference shots of the lions when a man and his little girl wandered up next to me. The girl was excited and was firing off questions at dad. Most of them he answered or said he didn't know, but as they were leaving I heard him say...

"Do you know what they call female lions? They're called tigers!"

I had to bite my tongue...hard!

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I saw a guy pull a sandwich out of a dumpster at a convenience store, open it, and begin to eat it. His friend (they were both obviously drunk) said, "You're actually going to eat that?"

The guy looked up and said through a mouthful, "There can't be nothing wrong. These sandwiches are erratically sealed."

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kid asked his dad why they built the great wall of china.

Dad replies after a moment or two of thought that it was in the time of emporer Nasi Goering and it it was too keep the rabbits out.

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wow...there is a man who needs to practice the phrase..."I don't know..."

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dadpad wrote:

kid asked his dad why they built the great wall of china.

Dad replies after a moment or two of thought that it was in the time of emporer Nasi Goering and it it was too keep the rabbits out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvlWQyvEI38

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DrewDad wrote:

dadpad wrote:
kid asked his dad why they built the great wall of china.

Dad replies after a moment or two of thought that it was in the time of emporer Nasi Goering and it it was too keep the rabbits out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvlWQyvEI38

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The actress Sigourney Weaver said that she once had a moment when she had trouble believing what she herself said. Before filming a scene the director told her to read the next series of lines while walking down a hallway. She asked, "You want me to walk and talk at the same time?"

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Today at the supermarket, there were two total dudes wandering around. I knew this because on of them was wearing a santa claus hat.

In the dry good aisle, Santa was staring at the bags of dried beans, and said "man....they don't have the kind of beans I like."

Friend: What kind is that?

"The kind in a can"

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Chai wrote:

Today at the supermarket, there were two total dudes wandering around. I knew this because on of them was wearing a santa claus hat.

In the dry good aisle, Santa was staring at the bags of dried beans, and said "man....they don't have the kind of beans I like."

Friend: What kind is that?

"The kind in a can"

...and then Chai's head exploded.

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Was at a dinner party one of my sister's gave. Conversation was on authors. My sister went into the kitchen and when she came out one guy was discussing Shaw. She leans over and whispers in my ear "Are they talking about the Shah of Iran?"

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My parents and I were outside talking to some neighbors on one of those rare perfect evenings when my brother came out to go somewhere in his car. For some reason his tire had gone flat and he and my dad were looking it over.

Dad says- "Well son we'll just have to get a new tire for you tomorrow and fix it then."

my brother- "Can't we just use your compressor and fill the inner tube back up?"

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I went to see Monty Python and the Holy Grail at the flicks with some school mates deep in the last century.

The usual MP insanity was on the screen when a women behind us said, in a loud, annoyed, strine twang "That's bullsh*t, that wouldn't happen."

I still wonder if she thought it was meant to be a documentary.